Originally Posted by Skunk
I'm a SELFISH FARTER - Only enjoys smelling his own farts.Dude, that's soooo not "something"
Loud and proud, sharing with everyone
Discreet - only do them when no one's around
Silent & Deadly then blame someone else
I do not fart
Farting is a sin
I only do the occassional queef
Farts in leathers have a longer lasting smell
Farts in cordura have a longer lasting smell
Asparagus wee
I'm a SELFISH FARTER - Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Norf Welly Massif
My speciality are venison farts. Within half an hour of eating it, I'm farting for the next 3 days. Nice and strong smelling too.
The instructions are simple...
Mmmmmm....beer. Ooops, I mean Deer
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Return Of The Black Panther
Silent & Deadly then blame someone else. Aah, the joys of being a farrier (Horse Shoer). None quite like having a horse to blame when you let rip
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I'm a SELFISH FARTER - Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
%10 luck %20 skill %15 concentrated power of will, %5 pleasure %50 pain and %100 reason to remember the name!!!!
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Maybe I was born on the 5th? CARELESS FARTER - Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame.
Feck it. I was born EVERY day of the month...
I like bikes
Cheers for clearing that up Skunk, I was gettin' a wee bit confused about that meself:
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Da Hiphopapotamous
I had forgotten all about setting up this poll yesterday, and then I did a big fart and it all came back to me!!!
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What kind?
Da Hiphopapotamous
It was one of those ones that comes out at 10million miles an hour, causing major butt cheek wobblage, then permeating the air with an unusual bouquet comprising of liquorice and pasta in four cheese sauce. This distinct aroma pervaded my home for some time, and even followed me around for a while.
Feel free to use this recipe, but note that the liquorice allsorts should be consumed at least 2 hours before the pasta!
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e mare libertas
You disturb me, you really do.
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Da Hiphopapotamous
Yay :spudbooge
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Thanks for that. I've put it in my best recipe book.
I usually manage rotten eggs... no matter what recipe so I'll be trying this.
Aargh, photos!
I wish never to see another peice of liquorice or pasta ever again
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
The instructions are simple...
Avgas, Mini-hooks & StoneChucker - methinks you boys must be full of hot air (perhaps literally). For lessons in relief see RiffRaff's Farting for Pleasure 101.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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