Calling all "Beauty-Disadvantaged Women"

[rottiguy]

hey man can't you tell, they are happy in their mutual ugliness
Anyway, he can tell her she's only ugly on the outside

[merv]

6 weeks later, when I emerged from her bedroom, I said 'stuff the mines' and got a job in Welshpool.

Great, saved your sanity then to come and lose it over here listening to the stories and opinions of other KBers.

[oldrider]

WTF Are you still married to her? If so and she reads this I recon you have just had your last bang.

I'm so ugly, she feels sorry for "me", so I still fancy my chances with that next bang!

She bought me some little pick me up pills, she thought they matched the colour of my bike but they gave me a stiff neck!

Guess they didn't work. John.

[Mikkel]

What a laugh. I have to support that man simply on the basis that it's the least political correct statement I've heard all year.

And pink on the inside.

The liver is more of a brownish-red... a bit like rust.

[alanzs]

Some people just have a way with words...

[Swoop]

and the few girls there definitely got a lot of attention.

No Honda riders anywhere?

[SPman]

6 weeks later, when I emerged from her bedroom, I said 'stuff the mines' and got a job in Welshpool.

Welshpool!
You poor bastard!

[Big Dave]

Welshpool!
You poor bastard!

I was a sales rep calling on the shipyards and gas platforms and flogging them consumables. Freeo to Kwinana was my territory.

[mstriumph]

there's a hell of a stink about it in the media - last i heard they were marching in the street and demanding his resignation ........

if HE's a sample of what's on offer, any takers would have to be blind as well as deaf and ugly

[merv]

Did they have their boobs out on that march or were they not attractive enough?