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    Well done New Zealand! 'It was nothing, ay'.

    Good on ya NZ!

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    The Lonely Planet has scrutinised nearly every inch of New Zealand and lavished praise on its beauty.

    But it warns the tourism industry that it needs to protect its green status.

    The travel advice company's new guidebook, which went on sale yesterday, says there are "few countries on this lonely planet as diverse, unspoiled and utterly, utterly photogenic".

    But the book notes that while tourism numbers in New Zealand have risen, so has the environmental cost, as the extra visitors strain the clean, green environment for which the country is renowned.

    For the first time, all listings in the Lonely Planet include a sustainability evaluation, and the best are in a "GreenDex" - an index of all the tour, accommodation and eating choices that demonstrate an active sustainable tourism policy.

    "We hope that this, and other similar initiatives, will encourage other operators to see that there's a clear financial advantage in operating an environmentally responsible business," says the guide's co-author Charles Rawlings-Way.

    The book praises the country's recognition of Maori culture and the way "grass-roots small-scale Maori tourism operators give a more genuine experience for travellers".

    Some of the top Maori experiences include exploring the East Cape, taking a Footprints Waipoua tour, and attending the Kawhia Kai festival.

    It's not all good news, though. The five authors also point out the darker, duller and plain odd aspects of New Zealand.

    They describe the Tasman Glacier as having a "predictably spectacular sweep of ice, but further down it's downright ugly".

    Bluff is described as "unimpressive". The only reason for visiting the town, the authors say, is to catch the ferry to Stewart Island.

    They also point out some of the country's "tacky" features.

    Targets included Auckland's Sky Tower, which "looks like a giant hypodermic giving a fix to the heavens", the replica Stonehenge in the Wairarapa - "A lifesize recreation of the original. Weird? Yes. Tacky? Absolutely" - and Cromwell's "heinous giant fruit thing".

    The main centres receive good marks from the authors.

    Travellers are encouraged to "rock into Wellington for a big-city hit" and experience its "red-hot arts scene".

    Auckland could "justifiably respond to its detractors, 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful'." And Christchurch combines "an easy-going provincial charm with the emerging energy and verve of a metropolis".

    The authors embrace small-town New Zealand.

    Singled out for individual praise are "cute as a button" Naseby, "best-kept secret" Opoutere, and Takaka - "laid-back to near horizontal ... dreadlocked types rub shoulders with hardened farmers and crusty fishermen in equilibrium: the bike shop sells guitar strings; the pub serves chai".

    But not all our little towns found favour.

    On the outer are Gulf Harbour ("a Noddy-town development of matching houses"), Dargaville ("you should know not to expect too much") and Pauanui ("an upmarket refugee camp for over-wealthy Aucklanders").

    The authors compared the national psyche to "that little guy at school when they're picking rugby teams ... Then, when he does get the nod, his sheer determination to prove himself propels him to score a completely unexpected try. When his team-mates come to congratulate him he stares at the ground and mumbles, 'It was nothing, ay'."

    They advised tourists to bring insect repellent to keep the sandflies away, the ability to get excited over a rugby game and a long-sleeve shirt for summer - "the sun kicks like a mule".

    They also included a dos and don'ts list. Visitors are advised to bring a small offering such as wine or chocolates if invited to a meal, turn up on time at restaurants to ensure their table is not given away, and tip about 10 per cent for good service.

    The don'ts include sitting on a table or surface where food is prepared, as it is culturally offensive, especially to Maori, and belching at the table, as it is considered bad manners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The don'ts include .... belching at the table, as it is considered bad manners.
    Far cough!! Gotta 'drop one' too...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The don'ts include sitting on a table or surface where food is prepared, as it is culturally offensive, especially to Maori...
    Is there anything that isn't culturally offensive to Maori? As far as I can tell, the only thing culturally unique to Maori is the large chip on their shoulders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Is there anything that isn't culturally offensive to Maori? As far as I can tell, the only thing culturally unique to Maori is the large chip on their shoulders.
    Sadly, it's only a publicity-seeking minority with an overblown sense of self-importance that fuck it up for the silent majority. I lived in Tokoroa for over 30 years and the Maori down there were bloody excellent to work and socialise with. Proud of their heritage but bloody embarrassed with twats like Hone Kaa, Syd Jackson and.... oh yes, that Tokoroa lad Brian Tamaki

    Nice troll though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    ...and tip about 10 per cent for good service.
    WTF don't start encouraging this behaviour!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xgnr View Post
    WTF don't start encouraging this behaviour!!
    I agree - if they don't earn enough they can go to the government for a handout like everyone else
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    Quote Originally Posted by xgnr View Post
    WTF don't start encouraging this behaviour!!
    Come on! I need to pay for my BT45s and oil changes somehow!

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