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    Calling all "Beauty-Disadvantaged Women"

    Mayor of Mt Isa sounds like a laugh.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4660374a12.html

    "Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness," Molony told the Townsville Bulletin newspaper last week.

    Bahahahahaha
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    It's a well know fact that desperate lads do better to target the ugly ones 'cos they appreciate it more, and with looks like that she would have to put out to make friends

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    'Never been to bed with an ugly woman - but I sure have woken up with a few.' - Rude, Rodney. 1986.

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    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

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    Sounds about right to me, "Desperate times call for drastic measures."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    'Never been to bed with an ugly woman - but I sure have woken up with a few.' - Rude, Rodney. 1986.
    Yeah nothing that drink doesn't fix on the night eh Dave. I haven't been to Mt Isa but I did spend some time in Newman, Camp Anderson and Dampier a while back, and the few girls there definitely got a lot of attention.

    Anyway what's wrong with a sixsome anyway - 5 guys, 1 chick - wasn't that the ratio?

    Hey how does this place compare to Middlemarch?

    Can any of them sing without a double in the background, now that is another question?
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    *****Caution******

    To all chicks considering this move

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    Just remember..... they all look the same with the lights out

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    And pink on the inside.

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    mmmmm Pink

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    beauty is in the eyes of the be(er)holder ?

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    trust the aussie's to poke "PC" in the eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    Yeah nothing that drink doesn't fix on the night eh Dave. I haven't been to Mt Isa but I did spend some time in Newman, Camp Anderson and Dampier a while back, and the few girls there definitely got a lot of attention.
    I was headed for Mt Newman and a job driving at the mines when I was 23.

    Sold my XS1100 (only asset) for bus fare and rent and did 72 hours on a bus to Perth.

    2 clandestine quarts of Bourbon later I met up with Co-pilot - who I had dated for 6 weeks in Sydney a few months before. Coincidentally she was moving to the Golden West and she picked me up at the terminus.

    6 weeks later, when I emerged from her bedroom, I said 'stuff the mines' and got a job in Welshpool.

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    I knew an ugly woman once, so I married her, because I believed she deserved an ugly man! John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I knew an ugly woman once, so I married her, because I believed she deserved an ugly man! John.
    WTF Are you still married to her? If so and she reads this I recon you have just had your last bang.

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