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    South Auckland

    Had this arrive in the email today

    Q. Two South Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.


    Q. What does a South Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A Bus shelter.


    Q. What do you call a South Auckland Boy in a suit?
    A. The defendant.


    Q. Why did the South Auckland guy cross the road?
    A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.


    Q. What do you call a South Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.


    Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from South Auckland on a bike,
    why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike.


    Q. What's the first question during a South Auckland quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?


    Q. Two South Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
    A. The policeman!

    Q. What do you say to a South Auckland person with a job?
    A. A Big Mac please.


    Q. What's the difference between a South Auckland boy and a South Auckland girl?
    A. A South Auckland girl has a higher sperm count

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    HAHAHAHHA that's classic...

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