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    Why some men wear ear rings?

    I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

    The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

    "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, "he replies sheepishly.

    His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

    "Ever since my wife found it in my car."

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    Men who wear earrings are prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and already know about buying jewellery!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    that shuld be in the jokes area becuse that is a good one.

    had a wee chuckle to myself
    on this topic i had a mate pursuade me into getting one bowt a week ago and although i got a long pause of silence from my mother wen i told her on the fone i like it. didnt hurt especially and is now something i can tick off my list of "things to do"
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    Quote Originally Posted by faredce View Post
    that shuld be in the jokes area becuse that is a good one.

    had a wee chuckle to myself
    on this topic i had a mate pursuade me into getting one bowt a week ago and although i got a long pause of silence from my mother wen i told her on the fone i like it. didnt hurt especially and is now something i can tick off my list of "things to do"
    So you're getting a tattoo, next then ??
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    haha wow r u clairvoient...was thinking of it..
    who wouldnt want to take me home as a bf
    has a bike, tattoo, earing may as well get a criminal record for good measure
    A dreamcatcher works,if your dream is to be gay.

    I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.or a game of fake heart attack.

    If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her
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    Quote Originally Posted by faredce View Post
    haha wow r u clairvoient...was thinking of it..
    who wouldnt want to take me home as a bf
    has a bike, tattoo, earing may as well get a criminal record for good measure
    I have a bike, a tattoo, and seventeen piercings and no-one's taken me home as their boyfriend yet.

    It's that damn criminal record I'm missing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Livvy View Post
    I have a bike, a tattoo, and seventeen piercings and no-one's taken me home as their boyfriend yet.

    It's that damn criminal record I'm missing.
    can I see the tat and piercings (anywhere special) or just the normal ear, tounge, brow, belly...

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    Lol... Piercings are nothing special. Two lip piercings, two tongue piercings, three in my right ear (two of the three are stretchers) and ten in my left ear. Tattoo is three pawprints on my left shoulderblade, but I'm getting another designed as we speak!

    Photos are a no-go, I haven't got any... I see myself every day in the mirror, after all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Livvy View Post
    I have a bike, a tattoo, and seventeen piercings and no-one's taken me home as their boyfriend yet.

    It's that damn criminal record I'm missing.
    haha ooohh its not because u have a vagina is it??
    i think ill do something extreme for my record...u know go all out haha.
    my tat is being designed gunna take my time dont want to get one that looks balls
    A dreamcatcher works,if your dream is to be gay.

    I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.or a game of fake heart attack.

    If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Men who wear earrings are prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and already know about buying jewellery!
    I see you have been reading my signature
    "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
    They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Roller View Post
    I see you have been reading my signature
    I thought I'd read that somewhere before...

    As per my sig, each to their own is my take on it. But I've never found a man more attractive because he wore earrings. I find it borderline disturbing if in both ears, and totally 80s to have it in the left ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    and totally 80s to have it in the left ear.
    Next time we are in the same room Bondy, please stand to my right....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Next time we are in the same room Bondy, please stand to my right....
    as of course, it is your best profile side

    Difference with you though sir? You make it look good!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    as of course, it is your best profile side

    Difference with you though sir? You make it look good!
    Yay, i make a difference....
    Bling sent for previous post.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Men who wear earrings are prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and already know about buying jewellery!
    Women who wear engagement rings are already prepared for business - they know how hard a diamond is, and how to bind someone to a life-contract.
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