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  1. 21st August 2008, 18:54 #1
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    What do you call....

    ...a lesbian dinosaur?

    A. A licalottopus


    boom, boom, tish


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    What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?




    Megasorearse.
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    What do you call two skunks having a 69?

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    Not a 'What do you call' but I liked it

    What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

    We really do taste like chicken!

    AND MORE ON THE THEME......

    What do you call nuts on a wall?
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    What do you call nuts on a chest?
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    What do you call nuts on a chin?
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    WHat do you call a deaf dinosaur?

    Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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    What do you call a fly with no wings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?

    Megasorearse.
    holy crap that is gold!!
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    All very good

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