I Like Pork

[NZsarge]

Mmmm, love crackling. Best part of a cooked pig I reckon, followed closely by the meat ofcourse.

[Flatcap]

Mmmm, love crackling. Best part of a cooked pig I reckon, followed closely by the meat ofcourse.

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

[NZsarge]

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

I wonder which dubious person started that rumour....

[mstriumph]

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

---- think of all the problems we could solve if we just cut out the middle man ---- [or cut a bit OUT of the middle man] bypassed pigs and proceeded straight to eating PEOPLE

- world overpopulation
- world starvation
- overcrowding in jails
- abortion
- crowded cemeteries ....and we'd totally avoid the pollution that the smokestack makes [for those that choose the other route ...]

c'MON people, you KNOW you want to!!!



- bear with me folks - it's friday and, yes, this IS a PT

[jrandom]

I don't eat pork, beef,sheep or chicken...

You poor dear. You must be fading away by now.

[Ixion]

Fish? (Calm down, not YOU old chap) Crustacea? Mollusca? kangaroo ? Whale? Ostrich ? Emu ? Bison ? Snake ? Crocodile ? Pheasant ?

Lots of other meaty opportunities if you're fussy about the standard ones.

[Dave-]

what about rogan josh with beef? i prefer it with lamb but beef is good too.

[Swoop]

Interesting that it is supposed to taste the closest to human flesh

....which is a fact it pays not to think of whilst eating it....

Is it in the book Chickenhawk where the author mentions seeing pigs eating the remains of bombed humans...?

[P38]

mmmmmmmm I like pork too.

But not as much as I like porking though.

[NZsarge]

mmmmmmmm I like pork too.

But not as much as I like porking though.

Iiieeee, was only a matter of time..

[pete376403]

Is it in the book Chickenhawk where the author mentions seeing pigs eating the remains of bombed humans...?

Probably - excellent book BTW.
Also some cool scenes in the series "Deadwood" where the corpses from various gunfights, illnesses, etc would be fed to Wu's pigs, with the locals leaning on the railings watching.
Wu was the local butcher who supplied the town.

[Dave Lobster]

does that mean indian policemen never receive oral pleasure?

Only from each other

[fire eyes]

You poor dear. You must be fading away by now.

Hahahaha smartarse .. no Im not that lucky! Its been a recent transition.

[Drum]

Any religion that doesn't let you eat pork is pretty fucked in my opinion. Those Hindus should adopt a nice simple western religion where you are allowed to eat, drink and fuck whatever you want.

[Sanx]

Those Hindus should adopt a nice simple western religion where you are allowed to ... fuck whatever you want.

You mean follow the lead of the Catholic clergy, where you have to be celibate?

Fucking little boys doesn't count. Ubersturmfuhrer Benedict XVII said so, so it must be god's word.