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    I Like Pork

    I don't know whether to be amused or annoyed by this story:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10528380


    It seems to me that everything offends somebody these days.

    Pork belly is a tasty treat in my book - mmmm crackling
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    Seems a bit strange how religion dictates what you eat! Religion is for insecure morons, you only have to read a few paragraphs of the bible to realise what a load of crap it is! With modern science I cant understand how people still belive this shit!
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    How can you worship something that is so delicious?

    If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    How can you worship something that is so delicious?

    If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
    lol

    damn straight

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    does that mean indian policemen never receive oral pleasure?

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    My friend is a pork fan, to the extreme..
    He once bought a few kg of pork skin from a butcher mate for a dollar or so and made a great deal of crackle (In my oven!). Lasted him about a week, he'd not be seen without his tupperware container of crackle.. Big sheets of the stuff, nipples and all!

    He was quite ill for sometime after.

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    What I find offensive is that someone would pay good money for a fuckwit like Mike King to be the spoksperson for anything.

    The pork has more talent than he does.

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    Homer Simpson: "Pork, bacon and ham all from the same animal? Yes, a mythical beast..."
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    hahahaha .. how hard would it have been to research the fact that Hindus don't eat pork! lol or beef (not that its about beef) shot Mike King! hehehe .. Mike King is, after all a Comedian not a Rocket Scientist lol ... its not only religeous folk who dont eat pork either! I don't eat pork, beef,sheep or chicken .. Im definitely not religeous! .. its just a personal choice .. I don't blame Hindus for being offended!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    How can you worship something that is so delicious?
    It's not worship (i.e. like the cow), it's more the opposite (i.e. unclean, like the cow Lisa Lewis).
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    It's not worship (i.e. like the cow), it's more the opposite (i.e. unclean, like the cow Lisa Lewis).
    Lisa Lewis is not dirty - she uses a wirebrush and detol after every customer.



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    i have to agree with the hindu's slightly - i mean you would want your porn in the dairy right next to the frozed fish sections would you?
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    Fuck here we go,welcome to little England.They wont eat something but love to bathe in shit filled rivers go figure.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/2860565.stm
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    Fuck em all.

    Lets see a commercial showing a statue of shiva shoved up a pigs arse :-)
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