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Great Barrier couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.
Husband says ' Oh for fuck's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'
Wife say's to husband, 'Doctor says I have the tits and arse of an 18-year-old'
Husband says 'What about your 40-year-old cunt?'
Wife says ' We did not mention you'
Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later. I love the part where she takes her ring off and
walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and fucks off.
Today an Abbo was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice.
Redfern police said it's the worst case of suicide they had ever seen.
A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to
panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque.
A female al-quaeda terrorist was found dead today in her bathroom. Police believe she got her
anthrax mixed up with her tampax and blew up the wrong cunt.
Woman goes into a shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos. She asks what are they made of.
The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.
The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.
Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me'. He replied casually,
'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'Fuck off it'll be too painful',
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Originally Posted by FJRider
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