Mary and her mum where travelling along in horse and cart,and Mary says.mum my hands are cold.
Ok says mum put them between my legs.
Next day Mary and her boyfriend Jonny are travelling along in the horse and cart.
Jonny says,,my hands are cold ..ok said Mary.. put them between my legs.
5 mins goes by and Jonny says my nose is cold..ok said Mary put it between my legs.
another 5 mins goes by and Jonny says ..my penis is cold.ok says Mary put it between my legs.
Next day Mary and her mum are travelling along..
Mary says.Mum, whats a penis?
Mum is a bit embarsed..not to sure she says
Dont know either says mary
But they sure make a mess when they thaw out
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