A new parade

**Big Dave** · 21st August 2008, 10:25

As part of the lead up to Dave-spo '09 I'm having a parade.

'Mingas on Mopeds' will have all of NZ talking.

Post your casting couch shots here.

**Gubb** · 21st August 2008, 10:40

Sorry, i'm tied up with 'Scrotes on Scooters' at the moment.

**Big Dave** · 21st August 2008, 10:41

Originally Posted by Gubb

Sorry, i'm tied up with 'Scrotes on Scooters' at the moment.

Why don't we combine the two and have Scingas on Scopeds.

(Move it to PD anytime mods)

**scumdog** · 21st August 2008, 10:51

Went down to the local knock-shop to get ya some pics BD - but the madam Polly said "Big Dave? - he still owe us fifty-dolla from last-time, you tell him he pay chop-chop or no minga pictures".

Sorry dude, tried my best.

So I guess it's Snatchs on Scoots now??

**Gubb** · 21st August 2008, 10:53

Hooters on Scooters?

**Sanx** · 21st August 2008, 10:56

My suggestion for Mingas on Mopeds.

**Big Dave** · 21st August 2008, 11:09

Originally Posted by Sanx

My suggestion for Mingas on Mopeds.

We have some standards.

**Sanx** · 21st August 2008, 11:10

Originally Posted by Big Dave

We have some standards.

Are you objecting to the Minga or the Moped?

**FJRider** · 21st August 2008, 11:10

Originally Posted by Big Dave

We have some standards.

Low one's...???

**Big Dave** · 21st August 2008, 11:10

Originally Posted by scumdog

Went down to the local knock-shop to get ya some pics BD - but the madam Polly said "Big Dave? - he still owe us fifty-dolla from last-time, you tell him he pay chop-chop or no minga pictures".

Sorry dude, tried my best.

So I guess it's Snatchs on Scoots now??

Polly has taken over from Mama-san?

**FJRider** · 21st August 2008, 11:13

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Polly has taken over from Mama-san?

BIG Polly ???

**Big Dave** · 21st August 2008, 11:25

Scummy - I was in Hong Kong over at Wanchai in the red light area hanging out with this fellow biker.

The night started when I wandered in to 'Ned Kelley's Last Stand' - a bar over on Hong Kong side and got talking to bloke next to me - Bruno.

He was Swiss, rode an XS650 (I had an 1100 at the time) and we got well smashed on Fosters exchanging bike yarns in a combination of english and german. We knew enough of each language to get on famous.

So - as you do - after getting chased by, and eluding the cops on the Star Ferry (inappropriate slash - hey - it was Fosters) we end up in Wanchai early in the morning.

This is back when it was still a colony and it was SEEEEEEDY.

A 60 year old Mama-san suddenly appears from nowhere and starts chirping 'you want girl - you want girl.'

Bruno picks Mama-san up, throws her over his shoulder, slaps her on the arse and says 'Nooooo Bruno want MAMA-SAN'.

Suddenly I'm eye to eye with a grey haired chinese woman saying 'he crazy he crazy he crazy.'

More whistles blew and I just got out of Denver/split/vamoosed and went back to my hotel. Which isn't easy when you are a foot taller than everyone on the Island. Didn't see him again.

If you see polly say g'day