Interpreter Nominees

**Maha** · 25th August 2008, 15:52

With the pending Mentor Nominations abound, it got me thinking that we (the non mentors) may be in need of some interpretation of what is said to us by the elected Mentors...This thread is where you can place your nominated interpreter/s.

We could also need Nominees to interpret the interpretation of any Nominated interpreter, Nominations for this catagory are aslo welcome.

Naturally, all nominees must be able to interpose their interpretation of any Mentors interpretation given to any biker on any given day.

The Interpreter's job will be to translate or decode what has been said by a Mentor to a 'nooooooooobeeeeee' whos is not at all comfortable asking at the time.

IE: ''Best you weight the pegs at this point''......

New person to motorcycling takes a mental note and can feel at ease asking an Interpreter at this point.

First Nomination is......SPB.....(Auckland/Northland)

**enigma51** · 25th August 2008, 15:54

Originally Posted by Maha

With the pending Mentor Nominations abound, it got me thinking that we (the non mentors) may be in need of some interpretation of what is said to us by the elected Mentors...This thread is where you can place your nominated interpreter/s.

We could also need Nominees to interpret the interpretation of any Nominated interpreter, Nominations for this catagory are aslo welcome.

Naturally, all nominees must be able to interpose their interpretation of any Mentors interpretation given to any biker on any given day.

The Interpreter's job will be to translate or decode what has been said by a Mentor to a 'nooooooooobeeeeee' whos is not at all comfortable asking at the time.

IE: ''Best you weight the pegs at this point''......

New person to motorcycling takes a mental note and can feel at ease asking an Interpreter at this point.

First Nomination is......SPB.....

SPB has my vote

**Colapop** · 25th August 2008, 15:56

I'd like to nominate DMNTD. The more that is consumed means that no-one can understand anyone and it doesn't matter...

**Maha** · 25th August 2008, 15:59

Originally Posted by *Col*

I'd like to nominate DMNTD. The more that is consumed means that no-one can understand anyone and it doesn't matter...

Sorry, current mentor nominees cant be voted in. Please try again later...

**avgas** · 25th August 2008, 16:13

i vote for Google - that bastard knows everything

**Swoop** · 25th August 2008, 20:36

Are selected non-nomination nominations going to be PD'd for being anti-nominationistic?

**MadDuck** · 25th August 2008, 20:41

Originally Posted by Maha

First Nomination is......SPB.....

But but but...SPB can only interpret using words with one syllable. For that reason the interpretation may be lost on certain new entrants to the motorcycle fraternity.

**Maha** · 25th August 2008, 22:51

Originally Posted by Swoop

Are selected non-nomination nominations going to be PD'd for being anti-nominationistic?

Probably, would have to get SPB's thoughts (interpretation) on that!

Originally Posted by MadDuck

But but but...SPB can only interpret using words with one syllable. For that reason the interpretation may be lost on certain new entrants to the motorcycle fraternity.

Which is why I have suggested a sub-interpreter....see below.

We could also need Nominees to interpret the interpretation of any Nominated interpreter

**avgas** · 26th August 2008, 10:16

Self fulfilling prophecies - if you mention PD, you visualize PD.
People please look where you would like to crash.

**Maha** · 26th August 2008, 16:20

Yes Katman would have been an excellent nominee for interpreter.
But alas, he no longer meets the criteria as he has been nominated for a Mentor roll. (or was that a foward roll?)
His interpretaion of anything anyone says is, well, to say the least, valuable??

In any case, to slot in where Katman would have fitted in, I now nominate...

Kornholio (BOP/Waikato)

**ManDownUnder** · 26th August 2008, 16:28

How bout a "Mentor speak" compiler? Someone that takes the nearly legible and puts it into the stratosphere of the very few where the Intellectual Property contained therein is most safely stored, and only intelligible to those most deserving?

Hitcher, Ixion and JRandom come to mind.

And if controversy and doublespeak is wanted - III