View Poll Results: the big question tell the truth now

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Thread: International day of the Penis!

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    I heard some saying some time ago like this:

    It can be thick, it can be long, it can be hard, but you can only have 2 of them.
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    Or perhaps only those over the 6.5 were willing to answer?
    perhaps also there would have been wider (no pun intended) response given more alternatives?

    Besides 6.5 is the world average NZ's average was 7 According to FHM. Apologies in advance to any australians reading this

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    This is all very reminscent of the joke about why women are so bad at parking!

     

    (for those of you who don't know, the answer is because men keep telling them *this* is six inches!)

    *this*  is normally shown by the person telling the joke as the distance between thumb and forefinger with a relaxed hand... ie two inches!

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    Ha Ha Dont Know!
    ,Sk8r_Boi_ :sneaky2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sk8r_Boi_
    Ha Ha Dont Know!
    Cant you find it or don't you know how to measure it?

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    This is where i'm so glad to be a girl.

    I couldn't stand having to worry about how long or thick
    my dangly bits are....you fellas do it to yourselves I reakon,
    any good respectable woman knows its not size that makes
    you a real man.

    Sorry, couldnt resist to add my 2 cents

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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN
    This is where i'm so glad to be a girl.

    I couldn't stand having to worry about how long or thick
    my dangly bits are....you fellas do it to yourselves I reakon,
    any good respectable woman knows its not size that makes
    you a real man.

    Sorry, couldnt resist to add my 2 cents
    In the same way that wearing an A-cup or a D-cup makes no difference to a woman, eh?

    Sorry, couldn't resist that. My apologies. Quite out of character. Forget I said that. Sexual harassment suit? Please noooooooooooooooo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN
    This is where i'm so glad to be a girl.

    I couldn't stand having to worry about how long or thick
    my dangly bits are....you fellas do it to yourselves I reakon,
    any good respectable woman knows its not size that makes
    you a real man.

    Sorry, couldnt resist to add my 2 cents

    Actually a bit offtangent but girls are quite sensitave about how their bits and pieces are as well... Strange but true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    Sexual harassment suit? Please noooooooooooooooo...
    Sexual harrassment - God, am I that bad?

    I haven't seen any woman start up a thread on this
    forum saying "HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS 1,2,3 OR 4 HAND/CUP SIZES ETC" but then we are soooo paranoid of size as you say

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    I don't care anymore. It has gotten to the point where the only thing I want an answer to is, "Why am I always 15 minutes late and a dollar short?".

    Everything else, including questions of size, pales into insignificance in the face of such a profound question.
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    metric conversion

    Quote Originally Posted by bluninja
    Diameter??? Wow 6.5 inches diameter....most women need pain relieving drugs to deliver a baby with a head of about 30cm circumference which is about 3.5 inches diameter. My god, you'd make a horse wince with a tool that big.

    I've heard people describe it as like a babies arm holding an orange...but that would be more like Swarzeneggers forearm holding a grapefruit, and not an adjustable tip in sight.

    TTFN
    last time i checked 30cm was around a foot not 3.5 inchs

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    whoa

    6.5 inches across the japs eye. hehe
    has anyone actually told the truth yet besides if it was huge you would have to sit on the passenger seat so as to avoid tank damage :cool2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by scroter
    last time i checked 30cm was around a foot not 3.5 inchs
    30cm Circumferance, 3.5inch Diameter(=8.75cm).

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgedubyabush
    So, a question to all those with more than the average horse,

    are you all impotent?

    I mean, it would never reach erection as the blood required to fill it would make you pass out right? Lack of oxygen to the brain and all that.
    No, all the blood is carrying oygen to the brain.

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    Mine is absolutely huge LOL!, Why don't we have a poll on how many metres you guys can piss now?

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