International day of the Penis!

[Satan]

Rampant nudity pleases me greatly - anything that scorns the general 'ideology' of society. Who determines what decency is?

[Skyryder]

Well at the moment mine has a cathatar inserted so if that is included in the length and the drain hole is down by my ankle .

When I pee I'm like the dog: I have to raise my leg to unplug the stopcock.

As an aside to all this nonsense, I was once told in all seriousness that it is not the size that matters but the fit. Bit like pistons realy.

Skyryder

[Satan]

Well at the moment mine has a cathatar inserted so if that is included in the length and the drain hole is down by my ankle .

When I pee I'm like the dog: I have to raise my leg to unplug the stopcock.

As an aside to all this nonsense, I was once told in all seriousness that it is not the size that matters but the fit. Bit like pistons realy.

Skyryder

I assume you aren't the kind of sick fuck that does that sort of thing for fun?

[Skyryder]

I assume you aren't the kind of sick fuck that does that sort of thing for fun?

You assume correctly Satan. Not sick, and a cathatar is no fun.

Skyryder

[RiderInBlack]

Mine is absolutely huge LOL!, Why don't we have a poll on how many metres you guys can piss now?

Holding or no holding. Have known women that can peed further than the guys if they were not allow to point and shoot

[RiderInBlack]

You assume correctly Satan. Not sick, and a cathatar is no fun.

Skyryder

As a Ex-nurse I sympathize with your cathatar use, Skyryder (I wont ask why as that is private).
If using cathatars were so good, I'd use one for the long bike trips (especially this time of year). You should attach a drench gun to the end of the bag. This way, next time you pass a stock truck that has splatted you with cow shit on your bike, you can give the driver a squirt as you go by

[Big Dog]

This way, next time you pass a stock truck that has splatted you with cow shit on your bike, you can give the driver a squirt as you go by

Could also work for tailgaitersand other general miscreants.....

[PeteThePom]

There is one down side to having 'more than the average horse'......

and thats going for a dump in the public crapper, sitting down, assuming the position ready for the big strain and then realising yer old fella is resting on the pan an people really hate u givin him a rinse in the sink afterwards!!

[Big Dog]

There is one down side to having 'more than the average horse'......

and thats going for a dump in the public crapper, sitting down, assuming the position ready for the big strain and then realising yer old fella is resting on the pan an people really hate u givin him a rinse in the sink afterwards!!

Nah the worst is when you feel the ole fella take a quick swim. And I don't give a Flying what people think when i hash it in the hand basin!

[scroter]

30cm Circumferance, 3.5inch Diameter(=8.75cm).

my mistake

[scumdog]

Mmmm... the chances of that happening are pretty remote. More reliable, I would have thought, would a poll restricted to women only, where they gave the dimensions of their husband's/boyfriend's penis...

Assuming that they think it's important enough to have measured.


BTW those 3 guys who voted for the smallest size, the forum Administrator can easily identify you. Perhaps you'd like to reveal yourselves now (!) and admit it was a joke, to avoid future embarrassment...

And how would you measure it? from the centre of your ring to the tip? from the top of the base to the tip? - and do you measure over the curve of the tip or do you use a set of calipers and measure in a straight line? it makes it hard to decide. (couldn't resist the pun!)

[maybe]

We are talking feet here aye

[Skyryder]

This is where i'm so glad to be a girl.

I couldn't stand having to worry about how long or thick
my dangly bits are....you fellas do it to yourselves I reakon,
any good respectable woman knows its not size that makes
you a real man.

'Real' men know that too.

Skyryder

[ben-jammin]

Soooo... are we including the extra length the piercing gives? Hehehe

[scumdog]

'Real' men know that too.

Skyryder

Yaeh, it's like worrying about baldness or grey hair, who cares? I'm lucky my wizzer ain't too small (Mrs S.D. told me) but hey, I don't look like Hugh Grant etc but she doesn't give a shit, like most true woman (or guys for the gays) she wants me for ME. (shit this duty-free Jack Daniels helps my eloquence eh?)