For Women, who have males in their life, that refuse to put the seat down after ......
Smarty pants... since ages ago
For Women, who have males in their life, that refuse to put the seat down after ......
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Harden the fuck up KB
That would work in our household.
I have always maintained it is out of courtesy that I lift it up in the first place.
What would she prefer, that I put it up and sometimes forget to put it down, or leave it down and she can deal with my piss residue.
Highway Biker
One to get the girls.
Stretch GLAD WRAP over the bowl and put the seat down. Make sure you leave it neat and tidy like with no bits showing. That gets them going!! LOL
"May the motorcycle god's keep your tyres pumped"
"The shortest distance between any two points on a motorbike, is the long way round"
Rest In Peace
So does gelatine? in the bottom,nice clear and hard to see.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Just a Dog
Gets them going or stopping mid stream ? lol a good workout for them pelvic floor muscles !Originally Posted by 1 Free Man
That gets them going!! LOL
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Smarty pants... since ages ago
More toilet humor.....
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Dickens Cider
I drained my bladder, which made it gladder.
I peed for an hour or more.
Then I sat and shit, till my colon was split.
Now my sphincter's all itchy and sore.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Smarty pants... since ages ago
For scooter lovers who want to go, when they're going...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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