Heaven or hell?

[Nasty]

An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the
most awful bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone
having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the
wings."


The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on
with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more
bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now
what is happening?"


"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having
their heads drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to
hell."


"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and
sodomized."

"Yes, but I've already got the holes for that," says the
old lady.

[Duke girl]

Good to see she still has a sense of humour at her age. Good 1 Nasty.