Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 26

Thread: Helen Clark - 56th most powerful woman

  1. #1
    Join Date
    1st May 2008 - 12:59
    Bike
    Yamaha FZ1S
    Location
    Outside of Auckland
    Posts
    456

    Helen Clark - 56th most powerful woman

    Helen come in #56 at Forbes list of world's most powerful women.

    "Up for re-election before the end of the year, one of New Zealand's longest-serving prime ministers is being trounced in the polls by her opponent, John Key, and may lose her party leadership post as well. Dismissing poll numbers, Clark is pushing Labour reforms before her term ends. In April, she signed the West's first free trade agreement with China. Good buddies with NATO because of New Zealand's troop support in Afghanistan. She's also recently revamped her personal style, making headlines."

    What has she been doing to revamp her personal style?
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    27th February 2005 - 08:47
    Bike
    a red heap
    Location
    towel wronger
    Posts
    6,522
    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    ....What has she been doing to revamp her personal style?
    havent you noticed the breast implants?

  3. #3
    Join Date
    10th August 2008 - 18:24
    Bike
    Suzuki RF600R
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    661
    Or the adams apple and big hands????

    OMG Shes a man lol

  4. #4
    Join Date
    14th September 2004 - 14:01
    Bike
    Buell XB12X Ulysses
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    759
    Blog Entries
    2
    Doesn't it say something about the importance of NZs impact on the world stage when Oprah projects more power than our whole country?

    ZOMG, Oprahs an aircraft carrier!!
    "Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
    - Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual

  5. #5
    Join Date
    4th February 2007 - 19:23
    Bike
    None - s'fucked
    Location
    West Auckland
    Posts
    2,182
    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    Helen come in #56 at Forbes list of world's most powerful women.
    And 30th on the list of most powerful men.......

    And 1st on the ugliest list. Although I notice she's had a haircut, so we can't be too far away from the airbrushing.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    12th August 2004 - 09:31
    Bike
    2013 EX300SE
    Location
    Top of the Gorge
    Posts
    1,511
    She still scares the hell out of me.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    29th March 2006 - 18:06
    Bike
    XJR 1300
    Location
    Hawkes Bay
    Posts
    1,085
    aarrrr come on ...... her mother loves her ....
    .xjr....."What's with all the lights"..officer..

  8. #8
    Join Date
    8th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    GSXR 750 the wanton hussy
    Location
    Not in Napier now
    Posts
    12,765
    Quote Originally Posted by Pwalo View Post
    She still scares the hell out of me.
    And her dentist...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

  9. #9
    Join Date
    30th November 2007 - 11:49
    Bike
    Triumph Sprint St 07, G650gs BMW
    Location
    Auckland, New Zealand, Ne
    Posts
    515
    She is scary .......

  10. #10
    Join Date
    1st August 2007 - 21:17
    Bike
    None at the moment
    Location
    Cromwell
    Posts
    1,788
    yup...dont know how she wakes up with a face like that...oh but i cant takl!


  11. #11
    Join Date
    1st November 2005 - 08:18
    Bike
    F-117.
    Location
    Banana Republic of NZ
    Posts
    7,048
    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    What has she been doing to revamp her personal style?
    Must have had her back waxed. It certainly isn't anything to do with dentistry.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

  12. #12
    Join Date
    16th September 2003 - 11:36
    Posts
    6,427

  13. #13
    Join Date
    1st May 2008 - 12:59
    Bike
    Yamaha FZ1S
    Location
    Outside of Auckland
    Posts
    456
    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    And her dentist...
    That would be newsworthy.. "Helen Clark concedes that she has never seen a dentist, or a mirror."

    Bwahahaaaaaa
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

  14. #14
    Join Date
    19th November 2007 - 13:39
    Bike
    1994 Triumph Trophy 1200
    Location
    All over NZ
    Posts
    2,369
    But wouldn't her husband tell her shes ugly???

    Imagine being re-incarnated as peter Davis!!! Shudders up my spine


    Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman

    Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    1st May 2008 - 12:59
    Bike
    Yamaha FZ1S
    Location
    Outside of Auckland
    Posts
    456
    Quote Originally Posted by Krayy View Post
    Doesn't it say something about the importance of NZs impact on the world stage when Oprah projects more power than our whole country?

    ZOMG, Oprahs an aircraft carrier!!
    4.5 million out of ~6.684 billion in the world. What do we expect? Hell, if they had a medal for 4th place or not living up to unrealistic expectations, NZ would be in the medals for sure!
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •