Whos who.

[v.ros`]

lol sometime i got pissed off as everyone was asking me those dumb questions.. so one dude, i told him... in zambia, we get lions roaming around everywhere - sometimes they in the back yard so you cant even go out in the evening... lol he actually believed me...

and one dude even asked me whether the people still dress like bush men in the city.... i was cracking up after that !

[SixPackBack]

lol sometime i got pissed off as everyone was asking me those dumb questions.. so one dude, i told him... in zambia, we get lions roaming around everywhere - sometimes they in the back yard so you cant even go out in the evening... lol he actually believed me...

and one dude even asked me whether the people still dress like bush men in the city.... i was cracking up after that !

Fuck i thought you wus an arab.......not that i give a fuck......you got the coolest paint job even if it's a honda lol

If people were asking me dumb question's i would be milking it for all it was worth.......* yeah man they still eat human flesh, shit you can get it at the local supermarket*

[Wellyman]

Welly of course. All kiwi.
WM

[scumdog]

lol sometime i got pissed off as everyone was asking me those dumb questions.. so one dude, i told him... in zambia, we get lions roaming around everywhere - sometimes they in the back yard so you cant even go out in the evening... lol he actually believed me...

and one dude even asked me whether the people still dress like bush men in the city.... i was cracking up after that !

Me? It's "what's worn under your kilt?" - reply? - "nothing, it's all in perfect working order!!!"

Being Scots ain't the best all the time either eh? - we all ain't tight-arsed, porridge eating, claymore waving woad wearing savages!! ( except on a Saturday night)

[Big Dave]

"what's worn under your kilt?" - reply? - "nothing, it's all in perfect working order!!!"

Milligan, S. - 'the Great McGonnagill'.

[scumdog]

Milligan, S. - 'the Great McGonnagill'.

Very astute, och aye!!!

[Big Dave]

Very astute, och aye!!!

One of the greats.

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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form.
on seeking permission to celebrate 80th birthday with 12,000 ft skydive

Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

(French Translation) - Apéritif: a set of dentures.

I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.

I told you I was ill!

Spike Milligan

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The last one is on his grave stone.

[scumdog]

If you ever met me then you might understand why I'm called 'Spike', 'Basil' and Tim' ( Milligan, Fawlty and Taylor). Scumdog? well.... I ain't saying.

[oldrider]

Grey st Hospital Palmerston North 25/10/1939.

Nine months earlier I entered my first competitive swimming race.

I was victorious over a million or so other swimmers.

I was only half the man I am today.

Since then I have had 65 annual free trips right round the sun.

35 more and perhaps a letter from the Queen of England.

Who says life sucks. The world is full of "winners".

[Mitch]

I was born in Marshalltown Iowa
Uncle Dad sends his love............

[v.ros`]

Fuck i thought you wus an arab.......not that i give a fuck......you got the coolest paint job even if it's a honda lol

If people were asking me dumb question's i would be milking it for all it was worth.......* yeah man they still eat human flesh, shit you can get it at the local supermarket*

Yeah after a while.. i guess i also started replying some dumb answers..

and dont worry bout the arab part - everyone think i am one lol...like walking down queen street u see all these arab dudes saying "marhaba" to me.

and thanx bout the paintjob - and wat u trying to say bout hondas aye...??

[vifferman]

I'm me.
Sometimes "unfortunately" needs to be added to that.

Oooh - I just had a look, and there's another person called 'vifferman' who's posted on this thread, and he has the same avatar as me.


So, I'm supposed to say stuff about where I came from, or summat?
If my parents were actually my parents (apparently I looked Chinese when I was in the maternity ward, so there may have been a mix-up), I have British, Irish, Scottish (fair bit of that, hence the Scottish name), French, and somewhere maybe even a bit of Spanish (probably why I like olives) genes and stuff. My mother is from Oxford (UK), my dad was a fourth or fifth generation NZer, and his family were from around Nelson area. I was born in Rotorua, lived there and in Canberra, Hamilton, Christchurch, Tauranga, and now D'Auckland. I think I need to go and live in Otago - it speaks to my soul (maybe the Scottish blood or summat....)

[Waylander]

I was born in Marshalltown Iowa
Uncle Dad sends his love............

Damn I'm not the only one anymore lol.

Iowa huh. Thought I was backwater.

[PuffMan]

Spent 27 years in the UK and never once road a bike. After only 3 months in New Zealand i had a bike, a helmet and a learners permit.......

If only my mother could see me now.....

[crashe]

This little kiwi arrived on this planet at a very fast pace in a hick town called
New Plymouth, New Zealand.
Now they call it Taranaki.... nothing wrong with the old name.
Left that place by train, aged of 3 years.
To continue to be being dragged up in Palmerston North.
Lived down Wellington way for a couple of years.
Back to Palmie North for another few years...
Then I saw sense and moved up north to the big smoke.