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    I'm no HIGHWAY BIKER!

    my user description under my username tells people that Im a Highway biker!
    when I first cummed here I was known as Scooter Boy Then I was 'promoted' to fair weather rider. now Im a highway biker! WTF? Ive got 9 dirtbikes and Im a highway biker!- This really rips my knobblies!
    who ever, or what ever that sticks these up should be shot with a ball of their own shit!

    When do I qualify to have a more fitting persona?
    something like...

    Intrepid Adventurer
    or
    Overlord of Pain
    or
    Pantybandit
    or
    FIGJAM!
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Oh?! I always get excited when I cummed.....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    It's all in here.

    Remain calm.

    FAQ

    Look in the User Titles section.

    Ignore the 3 year old folk making non-useful replies. They need to have their fun too, I guess.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post

    When do I qualify to have a more fitting persona?



    (Pointless link removed)
    Last edited by Virago; 1st September 2008 at 17:20. Reason: As above

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    Hey Road King! n00b!

    I think my previous post qualified as a Random Act of Kindness, so I had to balance it all out on you.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    It's all in here.

    Remain calm.

    FAQ
    Hey Jim, it appears that the User Title symbols are out of date, with the X's no longer being used?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Oh?! I always get excited when I cummed.....
    You n Trudes always seem to be followin me around the forums- dont you ladies have proper jobs with hours and responsibilities!?

    My excuses are many... weather dependent, tourism related, economic fluctuations, nothing but shit on TV, found all the decent porn on the net. cant go to work- lost my jeep keys!

    todays excuse for being here is my parts havent arrived- blame the courier!
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Hey Jim, it appears that the User Title symbols are out of date, with the X's no longer being used?
    Tell someone WGAF.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Well...


    I had a read of the relevent information and Im shocked that the administrators have such power and control!
    unless Im mistaken, they are able to regulate the size of my attachment!!

    I always thought it was me who was doing that!?

    and as I read further...I found;
    A Senior Member is a user who has been a member for at least 140 days, has at least 240 posts and has a positive reputation. Once a user is a Senior Member they are able to set their own, custom user titles. Also, Senior Members have larger avatars, their maximum stored pm's increases as well as other benefits.

    Now that is exciting! Trudes, would you still ignore me if I had a masssive avtar? And what about these other benefits? are we talking cookies?
    Trudes says they have cookies....
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Oh?! I always get excited when I cummed.....
    I just read something about his knobbly getting ripped?
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle
    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Hey Road King! n00b!

    I think my previous post qualified as a Random Act of Kindness, so I had to balance it all out on you.
    WTF???

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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    when I first cummed here I was known as Scooter Boy
    Incorrect. You were an L-plate rider.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Incorrect. You were an L-plate rider.
    Quite Right! but you wasted all those pixals to tell me that???

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    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    Quite Right! but you wasted all those pixals to tell me that???
    I'm not a cunt, I'm an ankle.
    Which is three feet lower than a cunt.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Well I'm sorry that the word ruins your... erm... "sytle"


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