Hi honey!

**sinfull** · 5th September 2008, 23:15

**"Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul..'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**bikerboy011** · 5th September 2008, 23:22

baahahhaha lmao... good one mate.

**Rollestonchick** · 5th September 2008, 23:28

Very good

**R6chick** · 5th September 2008, 23:32

LOL

ha haha

**KiwiKat** · 5th September 2008, 23:54

Nice One!

**Bren** · 6th September 2008, 00:05

yup....gotta love crossed lines!

**Owl** · 6th September 2008, 03:20

Why do I have to spread some more fucken reputation around before giving it to sinfull again?

**awayatc** · 6th September 2008, 07:40

A guy in a suit is jabbering on his cellphone at the airport to his wife in a very loud voice.......telling her the plane is delayed and that he doesn't know when he will get home.....

A woman unknown to him passing by walks over to him and leans over his shoulder and says in a very seductive voice into his phone.: "Come back to bed honey..."..............