I've gotta say, my opinion of cops is not helped by the HP. General duties I find I respect more the older (read mature) i get, but HP...
Had one pull me a couple years ago. I was driving with no front bumper (therefore no plate) and happened to have a rego/wof expire a couple weeks before. This being a Thursday night, me working delivering pizzas (before I rejoined the real world) so not like a car was optional, bumper due back from panelbeaters next day, which means i could put the plate back on, see the wof guy in the arvo and register it following that. Now the nice HP guy was fine about that, had a laugh over the story about how my complete lack of common sense landed the bumper at the panelbeaters in the first place, accepted (to my face anyway) that I either lost income or drove the car, and said he'd better not see me after my shift finished a couple of hours later else he'd give me a ticket. Have a nice night, drive safely.
I came away thinking wow - a nice HP. Perhaps all the stories I've heard about them were wrong. Alas, a few days later a ticket turned up in the mail from this lovely officer for no wof/reg. What a lovely person - give me one expectation, then slap me with a ticket through the back door - couldn't even say it to my face. Good man.
So you can now understand why everytime I see the HP car with SLOWDN (or whatever variation it is) as a plate, I drop two gears...
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
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