What type of farter are you?

[Jerry74]

Allof them hahaha we have a fart club at work

[ynot slow]

Some can't fart either.

[Stirts]

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[Colapop]

You dishonest farter you! You should be proud of your stench!

No volume? not even a Whoosh?

The trick is in keeping the volume out of it. I am not dishonest, I am proud of it and will (eventually) brag of my accomplishments, I prefer to see the look of terror as people struggle to find an exit! My personal favourite is a lift implosion. They get in as I leave. I've run up stairs to see them exit!! It's good.


Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics inMelbourne.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Perth .'

[Stirts]

I now have coffee dribbling through my nose....fanks Col

[Number One]

There was no 'fucking good at it' farter - what gives?

[Stirts]

There was no 'fucking good at it' farter - what gives?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh but what constitutes being "fucking good at it" hmmmmmmmmmm? There are so many variables that come into play.

Noise
Length
Stench (Why are stinky farts generally warmer & quieter than regular farts)
Time taken for fart gas to travel to someone else’s nose.

These are just a few of many!!!!