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    Gidday from the 2 stroke cowboy (Fatt Max)

    Hi all,
    Total newbie so I thought I would be as cheesy as a roomful of stilton and hop on the forum to say gidday.
    Today is a big day for me. After 4 years of whizzing around on my trusty Plastic Pony (or Yamaha CV50) I have finally got my pinkies on a rather nice VL250 Cruiser which I receive this very day. I am as happy as a man covered in honey at a lesbian convention and no mistake missus.
    The Minister of War and Finance (aka the wife) approved the purchase gawd bless her little cottons so come this weekend I shall be strapping on the L plate and bunny hopping the frikken' thing all over Auckland.
    Hence the purpose of this message is to warn all you fine seasoned bikers out there to keep your mince pies open for a fat pommie bastard on a Cruiser that looks like it's being ridden by a demented Hippo...... that will be me my lovelies.
    Thanks to the guys at Colemans Suzuki for setting me up with the bike and not laughing too much when every jacket in the shop was too small to fit my 'Mono Ab' gut in.
    See you on the road, keep the pies warm, eh.....

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    Welcome aboard the site. Plenty of 250 riders in your area to hook up with, check out the meetings and events area and the 250 club.
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

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    Pommies on bikes - it's a winning combination

    Good luck with it fella. Us Poms are taking over the world...

    ...again

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    Oh dear - another fat bugger on a bike on the forums.

    Best you graduate to an RF900R before they're all gone fella.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    dude welcum to the madhouse that is KB and enjoy your ride

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    hi and welcome!

    no worries about being cheesy - a lot of us are crackers so you'll blend in nicely!
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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