what about 30 mm cannons from helecoptors? those make things 'splode all pretty-likeOriginally Posted by John
an antithesis
what about 30 mm cannons from helecoptors? those make things 'splode all pretty-like
I like bikes
Claymore- couple pounds of explosive, about 500 small ball bearings and the car and driver dissipate into a bloody spray of meat and metal.
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
I like bikes
Can anyone tell that the pricks keep me up at night as well?
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
"channellling the Pleideans"
i have often thought how easy it would be to DIY some of the road spikes that the cops use to pop the tyres of fleeing vehicles..
some decent thick tie-down, some flat head roofing nails pushed thru, duct tape to hold it together. make it about 3m long, with a cord at one end.
dress in black (stealth styles) do the ninja mission lay out the spikes, let them roll over them then melt into the scenery.
do it a few times and you wont have a problem for long...
but thats just me.
Asparagus wee
LOL if the boyraces thrashed it down our street, they would come to their demise, we have a 50+ft cliff at the end of our street
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
parting of the sensory
Our neighbour campaigned to have "something done" after we had something like 12 crashes in just over a year, not just by boy racers, but by all kinds of eedjits Like the guy in the Mercedes who was looking at a real estate sign, drifted across the road and totalled a small car going the other way. Or the young Asian guy who stopped 50 metres down from us, took off and spun out his BMW on a damp road surface, going backwards through our new garage door.
So, we now have "speed calming measures" on our street, including right outside our house. Ugly concrete thingos (pedestrian islands) and now we have no parking outside our house, With no driveway, this is a major pain.
People still race up and down our road, because for a reasonable driver, the islands are no problem, and they're only at our end of the ~1.1 km of road. Eedjits still have problems with them, and do things like go around them on the wrong side of the road.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
Hardcore Biker
We were thinking of buying a house in martin st. Thanks Celtic, we wont now.
We have a similar issue in Tararua st. there are some asians live up the road that tend to go as fast as possible when arriving and leaving. I heard some dude from the Mongrel yell out for the clown to slow the fuck down one day. But still they go like fuckers out of hell. one day some kid is gonna get hit.
On the other hand. i cant remember the last time I was passed by a car.
Whats the difference between bikers going across the Rimitaka's (or any open road) fast, passing everything, averaging 150km, and a boyracer ? Or someone riding on one wheel ?
Other than my nanna who rides at exactly the speed limit, arent we all boy racers to an extent ?
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Forum whore
no its not... i've been thinking about that for a while!!
Loud and Uncouth
I was thinking shanghai and ballbearings........no its not... i've been thinking about that for a while!!
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Waterbombs, and paint stripper????
Asparagus wee
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One is the open road (empty), and the other is suburban streets with kids and driveways... :eyepoke:
unless you can prove it.
Sorry to hear about this mate. I know from first hand experience that it's a real annoying and unsettling experience.
A "friend" of mine was experiencing similar problems with a group of local lads back in the UK. He knew where they lived and despite the fact that he was more than capable of looking after himself against some spotty fuckwits he didn't want the aggro that came with facing off against these pricks, particularly as they all knew where he and his wife and kids lived. So he took the devious approach after his reporting the pricks to the local police failed.
He left letters under the windscreen wipers of the cars in question basically asking them, in the nicest possible terms, to stop, otherwise the vehicles would incur physical damage. Things went quiet for a few days, then the very same culprits started up again, spinning doughnuts on his street and driving at ridiculous speeds. So he took the law into his own hands and bought two small canisters of pressurised cigarette lighter fluid. He visited each vehicle again and promptly pushed the canisters as far as he could into the respective cars exhausts with a stick. Both vehicles lost a good portion of their exhaust systems the following evening. He then left them another note stating, "I told you so, and let this be a warning". He honestly never experienced any problems with them again.
I know it was illegal, potentially dangerous etc etc. But theres only so much a man can take before he has to take the law into his own hands. Particularly when asking them nicely and seeking the assistance of the police fails.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
"channellling the Pleideans"
That is pure genius.
exxxxxxxxxcellent.
(filed for future reference...)
Hooligan!
Boy racers don't know how to drive all they know is to just hit the throttle and go too fast!
Wellyman
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