Boy Racer thinks he's Senna, Hilarity ensues

[Biff]

That is pure genius.




exxxxxxxxxcellent.

(filed for future reference...)

My "friend" says thanks.

[Coyote]

Can you key mags?

[**R1**]

My old man used to complain about them all the time until i asked him what he did for fun when he was a kid....he doesnt complain anymore....kids like to have fun, when i was younger we did the same stuff as im sure many of you have...its annoying but they will grow up one day and the nxt lot will start....yes people will get hurt but thats life i guess, they piss me off as im sure i piss my street off comming home at 2am with the yoshi screeming its head off....not sure that a lot can be done to stop it....but that gas thing in the pipe soundz dam funny

[Skunk]

So he took the law into his own hands and bought two small canisters of pressurised cigarette lighter fluid. He visited each vehicle again and promptly pushed the canisters as far as he could into the respective cars exhausts with a stick. Both vehicles lost a good portion of their exhaust systems the following evening.

Best plan I think. [Filed]

[toads]

yes well we live next door to idiot and son, who have a seemingly endless supply of unwarranted and unregistered shit heaps, that they persistently take out on the road past our house at speed, oblivious to the fact our kids are often playing outside, they are always driving them over/through fences and banks, and seemingly never meet any injury other than damage to other peoples property which they never repair or pay for.
A few weeks ago one of their vehicles caught fire and burned a bloody huge hole in the tarseal, and then there's the noise pollution factor, I wish they would just up and move on somewhere, they really piss me off. They pretend to be mechanically savvy, and can be heard almost any time of the day or night revving the shit out of an engine, I spose they think they are tuning it or something.

[toads]

Sorry to hear about this mate. I know from first hand experience that it's a real annoying and unsettling experience.

A "friend" of mine was experiencing similar problems with a group of local lads back in the UK. He knew where they lived and despite the fact that he was more than capable of looking after himself against some spotty fuckwits he didn't want the aggro that came with facing off against these pricks, particularly as they all knew where he and his wife and kids lived. So he took the devious approach after his reporting the pricks to the local police failed.

He left letters under the windscreen wipers of the cars in question basically asking them, in the nicest possible terms, to stop, otherwise the vehicles would incur physical damage. Things went quiet for a few days, then the very same culprits started up again, spinning doughnuts on his street and driving at ridiculous speeds. So he took the law into his own hands and bought two small canisters of pressurised cigarette lighter fluid. He visited each vehicle again and promptly pushed the canisters as far as he could into the respective cars exhausts with a stick. Both vehicles lost a good portion of their exhaust systems the following evening. He then left them another note stating, "I told you so, and let this be a warning". He honestly never experienced any problems with them again.

I know it was illegal, potentially dangerous etc etc. But there’s only so much a man can take before he has to take the law into his own hands. Particularly when asking them nicely and seeking the assistance of the police fails.

very very tempting ,

[marty]

ramset a 4x2 across the road. paint it black. or, for low profile tyres, ramset a 50mm angle iron to the road.

and the losing control on an easy bend is a classic sign of cut springs.....

[Frankie]

hmmm

Renegade Master - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/me...hp?userid=1699

He has written off two cars... in one year I beleive. once speeding in a car with people at night on his learners in the wet and took out a deck..

Second time going too fast around a corner in the wet and slammed into a truck

Smart cookie that one

Truly amazed that he had a motorbike for like 2-3 weeks and lived... more amazing he has another car now and hes still alive

[Lou Girardin]

Around Kaukapakapa the locals ram them with 4x4's. Not that I'd ever condone such a brilliant idea.

[sAsLEX]

Particularly when asking them nicely and seeking the assistance of the police fails.

probally to busy on a major highway getting people for minor speed infringements!


I can see alot more vigilante justice going to happen in the near future in NZ

[Blakamin]

My old man used to complain about them all the time until i asked him what he did for fun when he was a kid....he doesnt complain anymore....kids like to have fun, when i was younger we did the same stuff as im sure many of you have...its annoying but they will grow up one day and the nxt lot will start...

Difference was I was doin it in V8s and my seat wasnt a cushion on the floor .. and the "race would be the first to the speed limit... or we'd take them out the bush and find a straight stretch no-one lived on....
unless we were building drag cars, we actually liked to go around corners so our local spring maker got heaps of work...
its the fucken turbos, no suspension and the fact they cant see over the wheel that shits me!

[mangell6]

Around Kaukapakapa the locals ram them with 4x4's. Not that I'd ever condone such a brilliant idea.

No lou, it is one vehicle was parked and the other vehicle drove around it

[Slingshot]

Similar here but it's hard right 90, hard left 180, hard right 120, hard left 120, long straight. All downhill. If the corners were on an open road speed limit hill they'd be marked 25-35kmh.

Three prangs in the last two years.

That sounds like a nice piece of road...where do you live?

[Skunk]

That sounds like a nice piece of road...where do you live?

Piss off. In this nicest way.

[StoneChucker]

Turns out BOY "racer" was doing 130km/h+ just before the accident.
I reckon true deserving recipients of an infringement under the boy racer act, should be required to use their car and themselves for one LTSA crash test.