The Nun

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Dude opens his liquor store at 11.00am and finds a nun waiting for him at the door. She comes in and says "I need a bottle of whisky please".....Dude says "Gee, I didn't think nuns drank whisky!" Nun replies "Oh it's to cure Mother Superior's constipation!!" So he sells her the bottle.
Lunchtime and the dude takes a stroll in the nearby park - and finds the same nun, off her face, sprawled across a park bench with the bottle nearly empty. He is shocked. "Sister!" he cries, "you said that was for Mother Superior's constipation!".......She looks at him through bleary eyes and replies..."It Ish - shshshse'lll shurr as hell shshshit when she shes me!!"

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That was good