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  1. 16th June 2008, 16:19 #1
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    Rob Norris Fan Club

    Hey all and welcome to the Rob Norris (aka RagingRob) fan club thread!! here all "Norris-heads" are welcome to put up whatever you want on Rob or Chuck Norris.

    Also there will be a competition for the funniest Rob Norris joke, the prize being a high vis vest courtesy of ACC. This will be given out most likely at the next sign up stand or at one of the upcoming chillers so get onto it!!!

    chuck norris pwns all
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    here's one:

    "When Rob Norris jumps into the pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets Rob Norris-ed"
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    When Rob Norris was born he slapped the doctor and caught a taxi home.
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    Rob Norris walked into a burger king and ordered a Big Mac...........and he got one.
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    aint no nodoby tell a joke bout the rob norris and lives to see tomorrow... nobody, fool!
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    Rob Norris was originally cast for the lead role of "24" but they had to recast because Rob Norris killed all the terrorists and saved the world in 12 minutes
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    When Rob Norris was having sex in a truck, some of his sperm accidentaly got into the engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
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    Rob Norris could have saved it.


    sori ej, hope its not too soon. man i gotta stop taking these pills, get off kb amd start studyin!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    Rob Norris could have saved it.


    sori ej, hope its not too soon. man i gotta stop taking these pills, get off kb amd start studyin!!
    Haha! That is brilliant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    When Rob Norris was having sex in a truck, some of his sperm accidentaly got into the engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
    thats definately a winner..ahaha...optimus fuckin prime..
    For those of you whose use the fast lane on motorways and only do a 100km/hr, can you pls use the middle lane, some of us like to ride at 105km/hr thank you very much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    Rob Norris could have saved it.


    sori ej, hope its not too soon. man i gotta stop taking these pills, get off kb amd start studyin!!
    that corners fun.
    i once went straight ahead, missed the cliff and the gate was open.

    i think Rob Norris has nothing on my old CBR
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    rob norris can gargle peanut butter.
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    rob norris grinds his hot chocolate with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
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    there is no 'ctrl' button on Rob Norris's computer; Rob Norris is always in control
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    there is no chin behind Rob Norris’s beard; there is only another fist
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