A guy goes to the supermarket...

**Brownbikerbabe** · 23rd February 2006, 11:35

Thought I'd share this one before I'm off to California...

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave
>> at him saying hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't
>>place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which
>>she replies,
>> "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>> Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
>> to his wife and says,
>> "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid
>> on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
>> whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
>>butt?"
>> She said, "No, I'm your son's Math Teacher."
>>

**SimJen** · 23rd February 2006, 12:11

took me a few seconds....but thats funny

**Back Fire** · 23rd February 2006, 19:16

Thats bloody brilliant!! bling to you

**Maha** · 23rd February 2006, 19:23

A+ for that................or 200/10......

**SARGE** · 20th September 2006, 16:13

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I had on the pool table with all my buddies watched, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up
my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

**Maha** · 20th September 2006, 16:17

Have heard it before but, FARK !!! can almost feel the moment huh?...

**McJim** · 20th September 2006, 16:30

We need more threads like this!

**skelstar** · 20th September 2006, 17:29

Yeah...what about those farking cops on SH16 eh!!!

only joking

**paturoa** · 20th September 2006, 17:36

Originally Posted by SARGE

A guy goes to the supermarket ....

was his name sarge?

**SARGE** · 20th September 2006, 18:11

Originally Posted by paturoa

was his name sarge?

.. no... i dont think that was it ...

what kinda ghey name is Sarge?

**Colapop** · 20th September 2006, 18:59

Oarggghhhh!!! Just had a mental picture of my sons teacher - he aint purty...

**sinfull** · 7th September 2008, 11:05

and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'My word, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

**Rollestonchick** · 7th September 2008, 11:18

**portokiwi** · 7th September 2008, 11:19

that was good. I thought he might eat the bird

**SMOKEU** · 20th June 2009, 01:35

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids.."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all of my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."