The magician and the monkey

**WRT** · 21st October 2005, 10:51

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different
each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows
each week and began to understand how the magician did every
trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show."Look,
it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in
the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it........the parrot .

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This
went on for a day..... and then 2 days... and then 3 days...

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
said......

"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

**bugjuice** · 21st October 2005, 10:58

lol.. dumb bird..

**Sniper** · 21st October 2005, 11:14

Very good joke.

**Colapop** · 21st October 2005, 11:15

I lost the monkey?

**onearmedbandit** · 21st October 2005, 13:13

Yeah, how come the monkey got top billing yet didn't even appear in the show. Yet the parrot, who played a pivotal role in the scene was omitted from the title.

**Colapop** · 21st October 2005, 13:18

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Yeah, how come the monkey got top billing yet didn't even appear in the show. Yet the parrot, who played a pivotal role in the scene was omitted from the title.

Maybe the monkey got a spanking before the show?