Missing Mum

[sosman]

Son: phone's up Onehunga police station"I like to report a missing Mother''
Cop: takes down the description & say's''When we here of anything we will contact you".
Son gets a phone call 4days later
Cop: Its constable Pete here we have some goods news & some bad news
Son: Just give it to me straight
Cop: Good news is we found yr mother!,bad news is we found her on the bottom of the manukau harbour with five Crayfish attached to her body.
So the son heads off to the police station & identifies the body.

Cop:what you want us to do with the body?............







Son: Well you keep two crayfish,Ill keep three & we'll put her back down
again tomorrow!

[portokiwi]

thats just bad

[bomma]

waaahahahahaha my mum thought that was funny.....looks like i got myself a free crayfish pot

[rottiguy]

That all sounds pretty fishy