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    Pregnancy test

    An 18-year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2
    months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.


    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
    this to you? I want to know!"


    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature, distinguished man with
    grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
    Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
    tells
    them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
    can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
    charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
    of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
    stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
    $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
    on the man's shoulder and tells him...

    "You try again."

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    Damn. That's one person you wouldn't mind getting pregnant to.
    Who, me? I just wander from thread to thread.

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    Bwahahahahahaha, good on the ol' man!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    No give him a miss, no mention of a motorbike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by young1 View Post
    No give him a miss, no mention of a motorbike!
    Ummm but $2,000,000-$4,000,000 can buy lots of motorbikes?
    Who, me? I just wander from thread to thread.

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