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    Legal smacking...

    A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...
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    does anyone remember back in school and stuff when you grab your mate's hand, smack him over the head with it and say "stop hitting yourself"?? cudnt you apply the same treatment to a child and be outside the "anti-smacking" legislature?? i mean the kid's hitting him/herself, not your fault now is it!!!
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    Be careful. If the anti-smackers are prepared to publicly shame Sir Brian Lochore, they won't hesitate to vilify lesser mortals.
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    I pay the other kids (brothers or sisters) to hit them!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    I pay the other kids (brothers or sisters) to hit them!!!
    Sweet.. I had that idea too.. wonder what age kids can be charged with assault lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...
    RIGHT! Now where's the nearest boatyard???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    I pay the other kids (brothers or sisters) to hit them!!!
    You pay in cash or lollies...???

    little girl, you want some lollies ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...
    Good call FJ. Could we also take that bitch Sue Breadbox and her Cronies out past the 12 mile limit and throw them overboard ?? Would solve a lot of our political interference problems.

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    What were you saying about Radio Hauraki?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    A solution to the anti smacking bill has been found,courtesy of "The Unauthorised History Of New Zealand". Take them outside the 12 mile limit... then whack the shit out of them. Boat sales will be on the increase now...look out for charters offered...

    The Wizard tried something like that a few years back trying to evade the dreaded censors on censor night. Don't think it worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    The Wizard tried something like that a few years back trying to evade the dreaded censors on censor night. Don't think it worked.

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    didnt he come back too early or something and got caught while re-docking?? remember something like that on the news about the dude....cant remember too accurately
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    The Wizard tried something like that a few years back trying to evade the dreaded censors on censor night. Don't think it worked.

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