Homemade Jokes

**Ryder** · 13th September 2008, 10:01

Primo jokes! got any more????

**Maha** · 13th September 2008, 10:04

Originally Posted by Skyryder

Yep my thoughts too.

Mary shagging a sheep? I thought it was the other way round. Didn't Mary have a little lamb?

Skyryder

You are probabaly right, and for this sexual act to be performed correctly Mary would need to wearing a strap on, which makes all the more creepy...

**sosman** · 13th September 2008, 10:12

Originally Posted by rustycharm

blonde girl in a car crash says "i think i have concussion" Paramedic asks "how many fingers have i got up?" She replies "Oh my God... my pussy's paralysed!"

HA HA LOL

**Trudes** · 13th September 2008, 11:51

This may already be a joke but...

Why would a woman have a clit piercing?
So men can actually find where it is.

**Ryder** · 13th September 2008, 12:46

Originally Posted by Trudes

This may already be a joke but...

Why would a woman have a clit piercing?
So men can actually find where it is.

bwahahahahaha

.....cracks me up!!!! thats brilliant... tehehehe

**Ryder** · 13th September 2008, 12:50

WARNING - some may find this joke offensive. if yu are easily offended please do not read it.

whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?...

the wheelchair.

**fire eyes** · 13th September 2008, 19:16

Originally Posted by Ryder

WARNING - some may find this joke offensive. if yu are easily offended please do not read it.

whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?...

the wheelchair.

Ohh My Goodness .. You didint just post that!

**Jerry74** · 13th September 2008, 19:48

hahahahahahah all good especially the clit one

**Trudes** · 13th September 2008, 19:53

Originally Posted by Jerry74

hahahahahahah all good especially the clit one

It's cause it's true eh!?

**Jerry74** · 13th September 2008, 21:58

Originally Posted by Trudes

It's cause it's true eh!?

Hahaha not in my experience, that damn g spot now thats a different story

**rustycharm** · 13th September 2008, 22:12

Originally Posted by Jerry74

Hahaha not in my experience, that damn g spot now thats a different story

you know why its called the G spot dont ya....

Jeeeeeeeeeez.... where the fark is it?

and when you do find it "Jeeeeeeeeesssuuuuusssssssss"

**kevfromcoro** · 15th September 2008, 06:08

Three bussines men where siting in a bar..digusing how stupid there wives were.
the first says..
last week my wife went out and bought $300 worth of meat..because it was on sale...and we dont even have a fridge to keep it.

thats pretty dumb says the second man.....
last week my wife went out and spent $20,000 on a car...and she doesnt even drive...

well, says the 3rd man.....
last week my wife went on holiday...i watched her pack her bags.
she must of taken 5 boxes of condoms with her..

And she doesnt even have a penis..............

**Ryder** · 15th September 2008, 17:41

Originally Posted by fire eyes

Ohh My Goodness .. You didint just post that!

errrr......

maybe.....rofl!!!!

**sosman** · 15th September 2008, 18:43

One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear and spoke briefly into it.

When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows...!

"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!"