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    Apologies if it's a repost - I DID 'search'

    To Adrian’s Advice Column

    Dear Adrian,

    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for 10 years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for 6 months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed & worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counselling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely

    Heather



    Dear Heather

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solve the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,

    Adrian




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    Its not true unless you post pictures of the coupling......

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    ah
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    you wouldn't get the punchline
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    Reminds me of the woman who went home and told her husband she was having car troubles because of water in the carb.He went outside but no car to be seen."Where's the car" he asked."In the lake where I left it" was her reply.
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    fuck that's hilarious!! had me and my mate laughing for a while!! was the neighbour's daughter hot?? make sexy time??
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    Apologies if it's a repost - I DID 'search'

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    obviously didn't search hard enuff ---- sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    obviously didn't search hard enuff ---- sorry
    Not easy to find if its a repost if names are changed to protect the guilty !lol worth putting up again anyway, i for one hadn't read it !
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