Pick up line - how true

[Nasty]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,

'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your
place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,
on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty,
clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of uni and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a solicitor too. What firm are you with?'

[wysper]

HAHAHAHAH

Nice!

[FROSTY:Me]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,

'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your
place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,
on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty,
clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of uni and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a car dealer too. What firm are you with?'

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[KiwiRat]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,

'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your
place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,
on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty,
clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of uni and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a solicitor too. What firm are you with?'

Got her business card?

[FROSTY:Me]

wonder if she works for winston?

[maybe]

Man some good jokes on here