uh-oh I think I'm addicted... this thread has made me want toast!
is not a trout
uh-oh I think I'm addicted... this thread has made me want toast!
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
Forum whore
Actually, that's not as silly as it sounds... You'd be surprised at the percentage of people that are hospitalised with reasonably minor ailments that don't make it out again.Originally Posted by Swoop
Could be anything from a ballsed-up operation to catching some horrible infection.
"Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Or prescription of the wrong drugs.
My Grandfather was murdered by the bastards of the NZ "health" service.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
One, two free, floor!
... and without sex no-one would be conceived, therefore no-one would be alive to place a burden on our health system, and there will be an end to deaths!
BAN SEX!!!!!!!!!!!... ummm - 'ang on... no... might need to rethink that sex position.
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Cyborg Biker
And just think all them sick people there...
Tornado Alley
Stand up to the temptation... fight it.... don't do it..... don't.... do it.... do it.... DAMN!!!....... Yuo're screwed....uh-oh I think I'm addicted... this thread has made me want toast!
Tornado Alley
And cemetarys.... Stats show Death and carnage everywhere.....
Hardcore Biker
best keep away from the Crematorium then ...
deploy the yak!
statistics also show the 100% of the population (staggering, I know), die before, during or after work
we must ban this cultural blight immediately!!
F M S
eschew obsification...
... and did you know that a large proportion of all road accidents happen within 15kms of 'home'? - we could SERIOUSLY clean up the road toll if we made it mandatory for people to garage their vehicles outside the 15km limit?
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
is not a trout
Yeah I couldn't help myself. I've been on a tea & toast bender all afternoon. it's wreaking havoc with my social life.
Ta
I can smell burning toast, THE END IS NIGH!!!
Highway Biker
Which position were you using???
Ya don't want to snap the poor little thing off do you?????
"May the motorcycle god's keep your tyres pumped"
"The shortest distance between any two points on a motorbike, is the long way round"
Campione del mondo
Dont get me started on Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
Plodding along at his own pace
Gee that is a dangerous substance http://www.snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp
Its not the destination that is important its the journey.
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