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    I'm off down the dairy to grab 6 boxes of Kleenex and bag of ice.

    Someone mentioned Suzanne Paul. Now I have this mental picture of the Big Save mental chick, the Briscoes lady and old natural glow 'Suzanne 'Suzza' Paul pole dancing in my lounge while eating an extra large boerworst.

    Top that off with a guest appearance from the Evers Swindell twins in a full leather body suit (oh, a right couple of 'oars) and you've got yourself a big fat bastard stuck to the chair with one hell of sore right wrist....

    Oh, I say.....

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    Hey , she is called Lily, probably Lily Savage................and that definately deserves something like a fast moving piece of lead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I'm off down the dairy to grab 6 boxes of Kleenex and bag of ice.

    Someone mentioned Suzanne Paul. Now I have this mental picture of the Big Save mental chick, the Briscoes lady and old natural glow 'Suzanne 'Suzza' Paul pole dancing in my lounge while eating an extra large boerworst.

    Top that off with a guest appearance from the Evers Swindell twins in a full leather body suit (oh, a right couple of 'oars) and you've got yourself a big fat bastard stuck to the chair with one hell of sore right wrist....

    Oh, I say.....

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    Just seen the new add, she's morphed into five of the bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Graham View Post
    Just seen the new add, she's morphed into five of the bitches
    Five times the fun!

    Dude that bitch would rip you to fucking bits in bed aye

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    Fark who has time to watch TV when there is a bike in the garage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Five times the fun!

    Dude that bitch would rip you to fucking bits in bed aye

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    She'd probably go off like a keg at a wharfies' picnic....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    She'd probably go off like a keg at a wharfies' picnic....
    Tank will be here soon with his take on it


    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Five times the fun!

    Dude that bitch would rip you to fucking bits in bed aye
    I reckon I could handle up to three at once - its good to have a couple of spares in case you split one.













    edit - that should have read badly - because I was crap (Its not as easy as it looks on TV)

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    Big Save Furniture Chick Take 2

    Holy frikken Moly,

    Has anyone seen the latest ad? The crazy chick is back but this time she is madder than ever

    Fair pappered myself when it came on late last night, thought she was going to jump through the telly and attack me with a feckin' sofa

    One of the lads here has a best mate who reckons he did the nasty rudeys with her a couple of years ago. I reckon you would not live to tell the tale

    What with her and that annoying git dressed as superman selling tyres, the telly is going right down the S bend and no mistake

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    Fuck she's great aint she....

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    Guys, guyyys. Ya gotta leave her alone. I haven't seen the ad, but it can't be thaaat bad.

















    Oooh, just seen it. As you were, I think.

    /backs away sloooowwwly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Holy frikken Moly,

    Has anyone seen the latest ad? The crazy chick is back but this time she is madder than ever

    Fair pappered myself when it came on late last night, thought she was going to jump through the telly and attack me with a feckin' sofa
    LMAO! That's what I thought the other night... At this rate she will surely spontaneously combust on screen in the next set of adverts

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    KB crazy gang bang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    KB crazy gang bang?
    Unsubscribing now...
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    Does not worry me too much.

    I kind of like her enthusiasm for the product she is selling.

    Its possible she makes the same 100% effort with all aspects of her life.....

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