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    A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender "Hey,you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep,husky voice,the
    woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke,sir,I think it is only fair--
    given that you are blind,that you should know 5 things:
    1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat under the bar.
    2.The bouncer is a blonde girl
    3.Im a six foot tall,175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    "Now,think about it seriously mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second,shakes his head,and mutters,"Nah...
    not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats a good un.

    DB
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
    "I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
    "Wow, Great advise there DB."
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    Ahhh that was good
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    Blond woman tried to shoot a rifle into the air....
    She missed..........

    Blond woman in Hospital all in plaster,
    Happened when raking leaves at home.
    She fell out of the tree..........

    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Very funny.........needed that laught today.

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    Good stuff !!!
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Yup dat a good un

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    Gold I tells ya, Havent laughed that hard in a long time
    Member #3164 of the SHITMARK haters club.

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    Feckin Excellent!

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    Dang thats a gooden
    Im not as good as I ones was
    But Im as good ones as I ever was

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    Good one

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