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[jrandom]

Did you really ROTFL?

Yes. My colleagues were very disturbed.

I want photographic proof since you get so upset at the use of ROTFL, LMAO and LOL in conversations.

Nobody had a camera handy, but you just say the word any time, and I'll get a photograph of myself rolling on the floor.

I bet you just sniggered a bit, blushed because you've been caught out, and maybe bent forward a bit and held your ribs.

Nah. Then I would have had to post and say "SABBBIBCOABFABAHMR!"

Because I like to be scrupulously honest about these things.

[jrandom]

How the hell can ya get to that time of day without an expresso?

I got in late, and had to install a whacking big piece of software. I was just sitting at my desk, mesmerised, blankly watching a progress bar crawl across my screen for half an hour before I logged on.

[Riff Raff]

Nobody had a camera handy, but you just say the word any time, and I'll get a photograph of myself rolling on the floor.

Yes but that could easily be staged. I want to see evidence of you reading witty KB scrawlings resulting in you throwing yourself on the floor in paroxysms of laughter. An independant panel will need to review the scrawlings that caused this floor rolling incident to see whether they are worthy of ROTFL status.

[Groins_NZ]

No, not involved in development, although, wish I was. I help ACC employees with their computer woes which I find rather tedious, frustrating and boring most of time. Nevermind, I'm getting a salary but if you hear of any web development/design jobs going then I'd appreciate a PM of course.

[Hitcher]

Indeed. In fact to qualify for maximum kudos in the "LMAO" award:

1. Photographic evidence needs to be supplied of claimant sitting alongside an arse.
2. Said former appendage must be spelt in the appropriate New Zealand manner. Any and all submitted "asses" will be immediately disqualified. Indeed members of the Broadminded Broederbond of Bad-Tempered Bull-Buggerers will be dispatched to show any "ass" perpetrators the error of their ways...
3. Claimants must provide sufficient evidence to convince the adjudicators that said arse is is the claimant's and no others. Failure to provide adequate sufficiency may require the closest possible scrutiny by the BBBTBB.
4. The adjudicators' decision is final. No arse-tampering will be tolerated.

[ResidentAngel]

Interesting to note that KB is third on the links list, just after the AA and BRONZ.

Ulysses and WIMA are right down the bottom...

Go KB!

DUH ... funny that the list is in alphabetic order! web@wima.org.nz !!

[SPman]

" Indeed members of the Broadminded Broederbond of Bad-Tempered Bull-Buggerers will be dispatched ...."

Yes, we will indeed....

[Riff Raff]

Indeed. In fact to qualify for maximum kudos in the "LMAO" award:

1. Photographic evidence needs to be supplied of claimant sitting alongside an arse.
2. Said former appendage must be spelt in the appropriate New Zealand manner. Any and all submitted "asses" will be immediately disqualified. Indeed members of the Broadminded Broederbond of Bad-Tempered Bull-Buggerers will be dispatched to show any "ass" perpetrators the error of their ways...
3. Claimants must provide sufficient evidence to convince the adjudicators that said arse is is the claimant's and no others. Failure to provide adequate sufficiency may require the closest possible scrutiny by the BBBTBB.
4. The adjudicators' decision is final. No arse-tampering will be tolerated.

And those who LMFAO?

[Blakamin]

And those who LMFAO?

thats where the bull-buggerers come into it.... just for the "F"

[Riff Raff]

thats where the bull-buggerers come into it.... just for the "F"

Duh - of course! I'm a dumbarse this morning - awake again far too early!

[Dodgyiti]

The section on riding gear was interesting, things I never knew about

[NordieBoy]

Nah. Then I would have had to post and say "SABBBIBCOABFABAHMR!"

Because I like to be scrupulously honest about these things.

You've been reading Terry Pratchett again havn't you.

[Hitcher]

And those who LMFAO?

The BBBTBB will be able to make a determination. Believe me.

[Riff Raff]

I notice that Mr Random has become unusually quiet on the subject now....

[Hitcher]

I notice that Mr Random has become unusually quiet on the subject now....

The BBBTBB has that effect on many people...