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    Troll library

    Post your best Trolling question.

    No replies required (why feed the trolls) - and of course the question posted may now represent your actual views.

    Troll away.

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    Isn't DangerousBastard just misunderstood?
    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
    \m/ o.o \m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Post your best Trolling question.
    No no...the best trolls are ALWAYS statements.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I've always wondered where do the lights go when the lights go out?
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.

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    Hyosungs are shit...

    or

    Hyosungs are awesome...
    KiwiBitcher
    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Harley riders never wave at other bikes.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Who wants a shag?
    ooooooooooo PICK ME!!!!!!!!

    as for trolls - I reckon the one something along the lines of 'KBers all suck' was a good one..certainly got a response

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    why is it when ever I come into this forum, I have to read shit like this
    HTFU you guys, get a life and chill out






    To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.

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    pick one:

    The police have a quota

    The mods are biased

    Honda riders are gay

    Hello - I'm 19 female slim and single and just got my first bike. I need a mentor.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    'KBers all suck'
    Do you still have teeth?....
    Member, sem fiddy appreciation society


    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Do you still have teeth?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    pick one:

    Hello - I'm 19 female slim and single and just got my first bike. I need a mentor.
    But what are your tits like?
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    But what are your tits like?
    At 19 they should at least defy gravity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    At 19 they should at least defy gravity
    If not I'd be happy to help holding them up.
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.

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