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    eek Who wants a CAT?

    This one is real cute, little and black. Very affectionate, but has gourmet tastes in food (minor detail really). She is also a VERY GOOD hunter

    Pity of it is she is useless at killing things

    Some of you may remember this thread;

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...&highlight=rat

    Cat rhymes with RAT after all!

    Friggen thing has brought another rat in the house and let it go! Very much alive it is, and now shut in my daughters bedroom with a lovely killing rat trap!

    It has been 2 nights now, please wish us luck killing the fucker tonight, before it chews its way through a wall to torment my life further!

    Actually I want to keep the cat (now locked out of the house at night) but KILL the RAT!
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    Ahhhhhh - my sympathy. I had a cat do just that and it took me two days to get the damn thing out of the flat.....eventually chased it out with a broom.....the cat looked at it and then back at me - just shrugged its shoulders and sodded off......ngngngngngng

    Then it brought in another rat which climbed into the recliner chair and died up in there......had to pull the bloody chair to bits to get the dead rat out...took three days to put the friggin' chair back together again.....pussy was not too popular....

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    Jeez, woman. if you did some blardy housework occasionally and cleaned the place up a bit, the rats would leave home!
    tis all your fault!
    Now, get off the computer, lay off the wine and go do some vacuuming, oh, and cook Mark some eggs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Jeez, woman. if you did some blardy housework occasionally and cleaned the place up a bit, the rats would leave home!
    tis all your fault!
    Now, get off the computer, lay off the wine and go do some vacuuming, oh, and cook Mark some eggs.....
    Kiss my arse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    another rat in the house and let it go! Very much alive it is, and now shut in my daughters bedroom with a lovely killing rat trap!

    Please wish us luck killing the fucker tonight, before it chews its way through a wall to torment my life further!
    Poor Blackie. Brings you another luvly present and gets kicked out of home for it you big meanie

    BTW if its been there one night it has probably already chewed its way through the next wall..... sleeping in the lounge at the moment are we???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Poor Blackie. Brings you another luvly present and gets kicked out of home for it you big meanie

    BTW if its been there one night it has probably already chewed its way through the next wall..... sleeping in the lounge at the moment are we???
    You too! Bitch!
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    yeah we got a fat cat that brings in gekos with a few puncture wounds and lets them go
    amazing they seem to survive though
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    I'll check wih the kids... we got us an eel tonight and the middle child decides she wants to pick it up. I wait for the scream of eeewwww - slimey... and instead I get

    ..."cool!!!!!..." and calls her brother over for a go. DAT'S MA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Want me to send little miss 6 to kill the rat for ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I'll check wih the kids... we got us an eel tonight and the middle child decides she wants to pick it up. I wait for the scream of eeewwww - slimey... and instead I get

    ..."cool!!!!!..." and calls her brother over for a go.

    DAT'S MA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Want em to send little miss 6 to kill the rat for ya?

    Oh god yes please!!
    Tell ya what (everyone else dont read this) I got the ladder out yesterday to look through the window, how brave am I??.....Honda riders eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    This one is real cute, little and black. Very affectionate, but has gourmet tastes in food (minor detail really). She is also a VERY GOOD hunter

    Pity of it is she is useless at killing things

    Some of you may remember this thread;

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...&highlight=rat

    Cat rhymes with RAT after all!

    Friggen thing has brought another rat in the house and let it go! Very much alive it is, and now shut in my daughters bedroom with a lovely killing rat trap!

    It has been 2 nights now, please wish us luck killing the fucker tonight, before it chews its way through a wall to torment my life further!

    Actually I want to keep the cat (now locked out of the house at night) but KILL the RAT!
    mmm have a high velocity air rifle here... could sling it on the bike and ride up to shoot said rat in the face (may have issues with the law on that one though.......)

    Ah... possum in the kauri outside... off to get me some killin' - will be the 8th kill this fortnight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I got the ladder out yesterday to look through the window, how brave am I??.
    OMG tell me you didnt.... you big girls blouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    DAT'S MA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    ha, I have a 3yo like that, not grossed out by anything, especially if its "been deaded", not even a stroppy crayfish spinning out on the kitchen floor

    she has a VERY tolerant goldfish too....(it used to be a frog)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    OMG tell me you didnt.... you big girls blouse
    Yeah, he may have done that!

    I hate Rats! I can deal with mice, but rats are something different. They are evil looking, nasty, revolting, ugly, disgusting, filthy, disease carrying, wish my vocabulary was better, rodents!

    I used to live rural, we got river rats. My black cat used to catch and kill these things and leave them on the deck for me to compliment her and get rid of. We live in town now, these fuken rats are town rats, smart, evil rats.

    Maha does not like mice either
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
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    hey i could bring over my neapolitan over but at 60kg+,
    he may do more damage in 1 minute than the rat does in a year.

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    Mom... rats are just extremely well-doing mice! HTFU!
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