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    Mom - I thinkies you need to watch Ratatouille....
    "Die with Memories, not with Dreams"
    RIP Zukin.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Mom... rats are just extremely well-doing mice! HTFU!
    No, no I wont!


    Quote Originally Posted by GurlRacer View Post
    Mom - I thinkies you need to watch Ratatouille....

    Meany

    Well the friggen thing has not gone near the trap

    It is baited with nutella as advised by the rat exterminator we had to use last time the cat was so clever and the cat about knocked herself out last night trying to get back in through the locked catflap.

    Think I may change the name of Mahas ride today to

    Maha 400 with a twist, and turn the end of ride gathering into a kill the rat at Moms place
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Ya just don't get it, do ya, Mom?
    Poor Blackie knows that you are an incompetent human, who can't hunt. She is trying to show/mentor/teach you by her excellent example. When you learn the lesson, she will cease to bring you any more little goodies.
    You are lucky to have such a caring cat!
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    Mom and Maha giving away their PUSSY!



    Sorry as you were...couldn't help it...

    Well? It was begging for it and who better placed than the Strumpet to crack the obvious and obligatory pussy joke anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Tell ya what (everyone else dont read this) I got the ladder out yesterday to look through the window, how brave am I??.....Honda riders eh?
    now thats funny .. but i am like that with spiders.. they get the bash. stomped on ten times then the bash again... take that you bitch. die with the finally stomp...
    LITTLE BLUE HONDA

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    The rat is having the BIG SLEEP

    Seriously big sleep, complete with duvet and sheets!

    Pics to follow
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    damn,murphy the neo is gutted,he thort he might get to have a go at the rat after i got home from the 400

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    I am so proud of Maha!

    He scared the Rat to death when he showed it his 9 iron!

    Not sure if I will tell the little girl (17) where we found it though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    eww it did little poohs everywhere! How shitty

    Bags not sleeping on that couch next time I stay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    eww it did little poohs everywhere! How shitty

    Bags not sleeping on that couch next time I stay
    Thats Hannahs bed....
    Fucken' thing was sleeping, well if being dead can be called sleeping?
    But my 9 iron was at the ready, had my leathers on too, no way was that bastard going to run up my leg with a fight from me....
    Didnt come to that im happy to say, a paper towel was all I needed, its now in a rubbish bin outside the 4sq

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    But my 9 iron was at the ready,
    You were going to teach it to play golf? he he he

    (Damn I hate those things )

    and / or

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    mmm have a high velocity air rifle here... could sling it on the bike and ride up to shoot said rat in the face (may have issues with the law on that one though.......)
    Its perfectly legal.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Ahh Mom, I can just imagine that conversation!

    "But Mom... I didn't do it!"
    ...
    "I know dear, I did it"

    "Die with Memories, not with Dreams"
    RIP Zukin.


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