A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar.

**eelracing** · 15th September 2008, 01:24

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender "Hey,you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep,husky voice,the
woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke,sir,I think it is only fair--
given that you are blind,that you should know 5 things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat under the bar.
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl
3.Im a six foot tall,175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now,think about it seriously mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second,shakes his head,and mutters,"Nah...
not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times."

**CookMySock** · 15th September 2008, 06:34

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats a good un.

DB

**portokiwi** · 15th September 2008, 06:53

Ahhh that was good

**awayatc** · 15th September 2008, 07:15

Blond woman tried to shoot a rifle into the air....
She missed..........

Blond woman in Hospital all in plaster,
Happened when raking leaves at home.
She fell out of the tree..........