Michaelangelo's David Effect

[Conquiztador]

Boys! It is now a fact. The first time she sees your attributes they will be smaller then they are!

Here:

"Daniel Radcliffe has to swallow his pride when he strips nude on Broadway in the play Equus - because his stage fright makes his genitals shrink.

When the Harry Potter star played mentally disturbed Alan Strang in Equus on London's West End last year he discovered he suffered from a phenomenon he calls Michaelangelo's David Effect - named after the the biblical battle between David and Goliath.

Radcliffe explains: "He (David) wasn't very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much that effect. You tighten up like a hamster."

Rather than employ any trickery to make himself appear bigger - Radcliffe has learned to accept the shrinking as a necessary side effect of being naked onstage.

He says: "The first time it happened, I turned around and went, 'You know there's a thousand people here, and I don't think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.'" "

I knew it!

[Bikernereid]

Sometimes it hard to be a woman, ooops sorry MAN!!

[Conquiztador]

Sometimes it hard to be a woman, ooops sorry MAN!!

At times it is an effort to stay alive...

[eelracing]

Haha, have you ever had one of those moments when your brakes have given up the ghost,ya eyes are as wide as dinner plates and the road is rapidly running out.Well i swear at that moment ive got an inney... as something is sucking me into the back of that petrol tank.

[Bikernereid]

Haha, have you ever had one of those moments when your brakes have given up the ghost,ya eyes are as wide as dinner plates and the road is rapidly running out.Well i swear at that moment ive got an inney... as something is sucking me into the back of that petrol tank.

Bless ya, only been on here for 7 posts and already tell us about your retracting penis. Good on ya for yer honesty!!!!!

[vifferman]

LOL.

When I was traveling around Yurp, I wondered why the sculptors of all the heroic-type statues gave them all such small wangers. I mean, if you're sculpting this huge, muscley hero dude beating the shit outta a monster, wouldn't you equip him with a huge wanger to make him even more impressive?
Apparently, Michelangelo was responsible for a lot of the small-wangeredness, as he favoured models with small dicks. Maybe the others were just small because they had to stand around in cold, draughty rooms for hours.

[Livvy]

LOL.

When I was traveling around Yurp, I wondered why the sculptors of all the heroic-type statues gave them all such small wangers. I mean, if you're sculpting this huge, muscley hero dude beating the shit outta a monster, wouldn't you equip him with a huge wanger to make him even more impressive?
Apparently, Michelangelo was responsible for a lot of the small-wangeredness, as he favoured models with small dicks. Maybe the others were just small because they had to stand around in cold, draughty rooms for hours.

In fact, art using small dicks was around waaaaay before Michaelangelo guys.

Anyone ever studied Greek art? They idolised the male form, but they never used the images of well-endowed males: ever. The only males that did have more than a thumb between their legs were either horses or satyrs, and satyrs are followers of the fertility god Dionysus, so they kind of have an excuse.

But yeah. If I remember correctly, they believed that placing a "huge wanger" on their art was offensive to the Gods, and you really didn't want to piss off Zeus, especially as he was the fucker who cut off his Dad's wanger. :]

[eelracing]

Bless ya, only been on here for 7 posts and already tell us about your retracting penis. Good on ya for yer honesty!!!!!

Well you could probably blame night shift for that,but me ol' mum always said honesty was the best way to go.Can i infer from your comment that the more posts sent the more jaded and cynical the poster
Whenever i feel that way i just whack on Lennons 'Gimme some truth'...that brother knew some shit.

[Big Dave]

9/10 on the lame excuses for a small dick scale.