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  1. 18th September 2008, 08:52 #1
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    Best news I've heard all year

    This made me smile as I consumed my anti-oxident infused espresso:

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4696388a19716.html


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  2. 18th September 2008, 08:57 #2
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    I'll drink to that.
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    And to think I was going to give up smoking and drinking.Now I've got a reason to continue.
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    I may have to take up smoking now. Presumably health benefits do not accrue through just drinking and general indolence?
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    Smoking... bad.

    Drinking... good.

    if a preggy smoked and drinked would the baby be immune to heart disease and smoke for life or summfin?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CB ARGH View Post
    Smoking... bad.

    Drinking... good.

    if a preggy smoked and drinked would the baby be immune to heart disease and smoke for life or summfin?
    I don't think so... but Mum was 5 months pregnant before she found out she was pregnant (In her first weeks of pregnancy the hospital told her she had anorexia, instead of pregnancy ) so she was living her normal life, which included drinking and smoking, and I turned out perfectly fine...
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    smoking is gross and foul.

    oral sex on the other hand, is not.

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    Wasn't Fellatio a character in Hamlet?

    It's probably called something different in Japan...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Wasn't Fellatio a character in Hamlet?

    It's probably called something different in Japan...
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  12. 18th September 2008, 14:21 #12
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    People who smoke and drink a lot are probably a lot less likely to catch a heap of diseases and stuff because they are knocked off by lung cancer etc before other diseases can get them
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