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    Bahahahahhaha....Oohhhh, how you boys crack me up!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Bahahahahhaha....Oohhhh, how you boys crack me up!!!
    Thank you for sharing that. Please feel free to come again any time should you require cracking up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I was so busy ranting about bus drivers that I forgot to mention:

    I was riding to a meeting yesterday, when I had to stop for lights on Symonds Street. Now, understand that I'm happily taken by MadBikeBabe, but crossing the road, carrying her grey/silver lid, was the best looking blonde motorcyclist chickee babe that I have ever seen.

    Now, I reckon this is really cool for two reasons:
    1. There are actually hotties riding aside from 007XX and NumberOne, and
    2. Motorcycling is becoming mainstream enough that blonde hottie managed to convince her parents that it was a good idea...

    Most fucking excellent.

    For the people wanting more detail: 20-ish, tall, slender, long blonde hair, nice eyes, and and even better smile.

    Explains why nobody ever thinks the person nicking bikes is suspicious, its a hawt blond!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    Explains why nobody ever thinks the person nicking bikes is suspicious, its a hawt blond!
    Dunno about entire bikes, but the brakes off 'em is another story...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    More women should ride motorcycles.

    Cos girls, as we know, are all slow, and the more riders on the road that I can serve with a tasty slice of LEARN, the better.

    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Its because their brains are scientifically proven to be smaller. They simply cant judge speed/ distances as quickly as we can.
    how wonderfully amusing you little boy creatures are
    Putting the boot in

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    Quote Originally Posted by alley cat View Post
    how wonderfully amusing you little boy creatures are
    Many things are amusing to those who ride slowly and have smaller (as scientifically proven by men in white coats) brains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Many things are amusing to those who ride slowly and have smaller (as scientifically proven by men in white coats) brains.
    can't argue with science.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Many things are amusing to those who ride slowly and have smaller (as scientifically proven by men in white coats) brains.


    Ohhh now you've gone and done it! Thems fighten words right there.

    So - just how DOES it make you guys feel then, when we actually catch you, pass you then disappear on you over the horizon? Must REALLY be an "apendage wilting" experience.

    I'd say there are more of us out there than most of you realise. We don't wear the cliche pink jacket and flower covered helmets so we aren't so obvious with the visor down, the hair tucked away and the good curves all buried under a ton of leather and armour.

    P.S. You forgot to mention we get off more (virtually all) tickets too.
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    Mine does

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    - Sorry, no pictures, too busy trying not to stare
    Don't be like that - staring is a compliment... Drooling might be over the top though (at least it'll lessen your chances).

    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy
    - I didn't look at her boobs, I am a gentleman, I did notice that she had a really nice lid with cool silver and black graphics that looked both cool and safe
    *cough**cough*bullshit*cough**cough* (or that is madbikebabe posting)

    Besides that's too much of a fixation with safe sex. Everything in moderation and all...

    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy
    - Sorry, no pictures, was busy trying not to look like a tool sitting astride scoot.
    Good luck - it's a gixxer after all

    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Is it less fun during the winter there, I seem to recall something about snow and darkness during 11.5 months of the year
    True, in scandinavia you can't really ride a bike about half of the year. But those long dark winter days are good for something despite that. There's a reason that Iceland always gets a high score in the "earliest sexual debut" charts.

    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    can't argue with science.
    Maybe not - but plenty of people disregard it entirely though.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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