Originally Posted by idb
And a much vilified Unknown....
"That man could not drive a drawing pin into balsa-wood"
Loud and Uncouth
And a much vilified Unknown....
"That man could not drive a drawing pin into balsa-wood"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
tank slappa
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose.
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
It's OK...I've got a spare!
"I'm taking this international!"
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
tank slappa
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left...
Hardcore Biker
Nobody ever died wishing they'd spent more time at work
- My Dad
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be quoted out of context, then used against you.
tank slappa
...there this one time...at band camp...
Pasta La Vista
"Yes maa'm but you are fat and in the morning I'll be sober" W.Churchill
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Highway Biker
''A bad days fishing beats a good days work...''
''Old fishermen dont die-they just smell like it''
fishing,,, hmmmmmmmmmmmm wheres me rod/././
tank slappa
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
<<----- My dream bike.
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? Cause' if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.
"Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels"
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Dickens Cider
"What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?”
(Billy Connolly)
No body move... I dropped my brain
i'm motarded
"Why don't you go practice fallin' down. I'll be there in a minute."
Joe Dirt
<<----- My dream bike.
Chuck Levine: What do you got?
Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
The instructions are simple...
Aeeeiii...what the fuck was that?
Mayor of Hiroshima
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Loud and Uncouth
"Can we have more beans Mr Taggart?"
(Blazing Saddles)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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