Good quotes thread.

[MIXONE]

"My porn footprint is so big you can see it from outer space" (paraphrased)
BD

[Stirts]

“Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.”
(Robin Williams)

[Magua]

Kill them all, God will know his own.

[JeremyW]

Better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

[Pussy]

More full than a seaside dunny on a holiday weekend... Sir Les Patterson

[NOMIS]

Im thinking if yo don't quit flaberin yo lips ima highlight yo head black and blue.... - MR T .

my manme mr t .. mr T - REX..

I have 100's of mr t ones I know off hand and use in daily speech fool's.

Gota love him

[ManDownUnder]

"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Groucho Marx

[NOMIS]

another mr t one.


quit yo jibber jabberin and start liftin.

and

see this ** raise's fist ** how about I use it to print my initials on your brain,

Something to do with signing his initials on a form.

[Stirts]

"Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”
(Robin Williams)

[nodrog:Me]

"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."

Demetri Martin

[Krayy]

"Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no-one should do it, ever! " - The Tick

[PirateJafa]

"Sorry mate, I didn't see you..."

[nodrog:Me]

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Dirty Harry

[Big Dave]

A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire.

[buellbabe]

It seemed a good idea at the time...