Don't try and teach a pig how to sing... it only wastes your time, and it annoys the pig. Author unknown
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Don't try and teach a pig how to sing... it only wastes your time, and it annoys the pig. Author unknown
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Originally Posted by PrincessBandit
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Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous
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A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
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Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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spiderpig,spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does, can he swing, from a web, no he can't caus' he's a pig.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Deus ex ukulele
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I search the outside, search inside
I know I'll always burn to be
Remind me of what left this outlaw torn
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